Bearsy

I would not bother tuning in till at least 3:32 cos they have to tell you bout where the trade goes first (SPOILER - I believe they go to Selco)

You're right it was v.boring + too much skylar

I like to have a few lols at Cortese, who doesn't? But I'm not the slightest bit worried bout us ending up administration or bankrupt with him in charge. Just won't happen.

we should deffo write our own Southampton song & get Ben Goddards + The Heartbeats to record it for youtubes! Here is the process as I see it: 1. First we have to choose a famous song + a general idea for what it's gonna be about. We all post ideas + have discussion B. Then we work out what the new lyrics will be, we all write them on here IV. Then we have whip round on paypals or whatever to pay for Ben Goddards + The Heartbeats expenses+rider+groupies or whatever 3. Then Ben Goddards + The Heartbeats work their musical magic + do amazing video II) Then we post it on youtubes + wait for call from Mobos or Jules Holland or whatever

oh my days! (this is midlands expression, it means omg!) That is v.funny! I like how they had to disable comments on video, it was shame cos I had some comments!

I went to supermarket earlier + bought grapefruit. I was on automatic till tho and i couldn't find grapefruit so I just weighed it in as grapes. It worked out v.expensive.

I would like us to do alan partridge and be like "Dan! Dan! Dan!... DAN!" but I spose it would be quite difficult to co-ordinate.

Baggie mate at work reckons they have agreed to pay £2m loan fee to have Scott Sinclair for season. I dunno if I would be willing to pay £2m loan fee. If they wanted £2m loan fee, I would tell them to jog on.

lols bob has got big night planned! He's gonna sit on couch eating fried chicken while watching a naked cleaner hoover his carpet.

You need to keep up with the latest infos! It was all in the current bun this morning, they have been on a series of dates and he is working v.hard to get back into her affections after the traumatic split in June which was said to leave both he and Helen devastated. Living apart had made them realise how much they miss each other. She was devastated when she found out about the texts but she loves Scott and wants to give him a second chance. And, check this, this morning he left his house at 8:45am and then she left his house at 9:15am! That is 30mins later! She was carrying a pink Agent Provocateur bag that appeared to be laden with gifts — and then went back into the house for a huge bouquet of pink and white roses!! It was all in the current bun! You need to buy the current bun for latest developments! Also she has been showing her support for Stephen Fry and for Twitters by wearing a pair of yellow underpants. This is the underpants. They is vaguely NSFW so I have just included link: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/5080431/helen-flanagan-topless-pic-love-to-tweet.html

Triple jumpers is where it's at. Srsly. Check triple jumpers, I always watch ladies triple jump when it's on tv, I like the bit when they turn round to check their score and the camera pans down to their arse cheeks.

His bird is classy, she twittered this parting shot to the Roma fans:

I think ur getting carried away, but when I saw Arsenal's line up Saturday I did think, you know, that ain't much better than us! It was like: Szczesny Gibbs Koscielny Mertesacker Sagna Wilshere Ramsey Rosicky Ox Walcott Giroud

lol

I don't reckon we would've bought Ramirez if Ponch had been manager at the time. He don't seem to fit in with the plan, he's too casual or whatever. Not one to be chasing down the ball + harassing people.

#firstworldproblems

lol i dunno where it is in them threads but i remember being v.angar and advising cortese to go f*ck himself. I was like I ain't even gonna bother supporting southampton no more, I'm so angar! Then like a week later we played well against everton and I cravenly abandoned my morals and was like yeah this new manager is well good! Nice move cortese! I'm v.fickle!

+1. Someone needs to label the 3 lads up + tweet it to g.neville yo!

I would've been happy if we managed to hang on to our best players, maybe spent a little bit on defenders. We'd of been ok. I was happy with ok! Cortese was like, no bearsy, I'm gonna sign three champions league quality internationals for £40m. He's like that, cortese. He's mental!

lol greedy!

yeah good luck living off ur pension! If you want to do some cash in hand work, we will be looking for freelance ITK in Jan

I know right, if it weren't for Football Manager i wouldn't heard of him either. Scary that i am v.excited based on the opinions of Italian MLG!

yeah that ship has sailed! Remember when... you could buy the whole club for like £12m