Bearsy

lol who said that?

It is quite dirty show! In the episode i was just watching dude is hitting on this girl and she's saying no cos she has boyfriend and then what he does is step into her space and says "when we first fvvck you'll be scared because I'm a man and I know how to do things." And she makes a shocked face and then she rushes off to the toilets and backs herself against the wall and starts frigging herself off madly! This explains a lot to me cos quite often I'm hitting on birds and finding they suddenly disappear! It hadn't occurred to me before they is all in the toilets frigging themselves off!

forgetaboutit

My dad used to make conveyor belts and stuff and he went up to see a factory one time and he come back all white in the face and said "Bearsy son, never eat a pukka pie." I have stuck to this advice tho he never told me what he saw up there. Horse cocks probably.

I'm not an accountant but at McDonald's if a customer finds pube in their burger I give them a free refill on their sprite and i put it through as "pubic compensation". If the pube is ginger or grey tho i have to check with my manager cos we don't have any gingers or greys at my McDonalds and sometimes customers bring their own pubes to take advantage of free sprites.

Goma, Congo it is! http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/05/world/africa/05congo.html?_r=0

I'm watching this one show called Girls. If i was to explain it to you it would sound terrible, but is actually pretty good. Has boobs.

something don't seem right bout that story. "Willy" seems a strange word choice for a newspaper report. If it were true story i reckon they'd say penis. Also I also find it suspicious that it supposedly happened last night in Romania and is somehow in today's newspaper. Also is pancake day even tradition in Romania?

I still say that is stupid place to put ur tv. I dont care if that upsets you Jaime Dennis, you need to be told!

Ain't it that she was the one where someone posted a picture of her in her kitchen and then she got angry cos people was criticising her kitchen / saying they'd smash her back doors in / saying she weren't all that? Edit: Yeah this one innit

i have noticed people is more racist up here in midlands than they was when i lived down in london. Not at football particularly, i mean when i'm out and about. First few times i hear people being racist i was like then after a while u sort of get used to it and ur like

...unless Watford, Hull and Brighton get promoted.

You mean Smokey was over the line?

Dunno if Newcastle will be quite so hoofy now they've got cabaye back and ain't obliged to play both ba and cisse up top

i find that v.difficult to believe.

i don't like the back to the future II cos it's got the wrong george mcfly. Original george mcfly is beyond doubt the best george mcfly, i will accept no substitute when it comes to george mcfly! I also like biff.

Neither does Stephen Davies, I reckon we'll never see him play 90 minutes under ponch. Dude has half a heart.

1980 was good year for bumming apparently! I saw Lincolns at cinema at weekend. It is not a movie i could watch again and again and again unless I've got trouble sleeping or something. I knew it would be dry, i only went cos I had heard that Lincoln got killed cos he was doing heckling in a theatre and the dude he was heckling got really mad and beat him to death up the arse with hammer! The story bout shooting was only put about later cos of embarrassments. In the movie they don't show you his actual death so i spose the rumour must be true! Edit: Here is where i was getting my infos bout hammer up the arse death. It seems v.plausible. I bet this is exactly how it went down! [video=youtube_share;HQrQwxji-C8]

Buy new car. Once wiper blades start going it's slippery slope.

hope he gets sacked so we can add another premier league scalping to the season, we've only got Mark Hughes greying curls stapled to the back of trophy cabinet at present.

that sound good i will watch that movie! Do you get to see everything or is it all subtexts? I like the ones where you get to see everything.

i have just checked and my monitor at work is called BenQ E2220HD. I don't know how many inches it is but it flips ok! Edit: Just checked googles. 21.5" apparrently. Best of both worlds!

I just thought of nother one called Bully. That is good movie! Dude gets raped up his bum.

It works, it just comes out horizontal flipped. Turn ur screen upside down and you will see properly.

No! Does dude get raped up bum? I will add it to my list!