Bearsy

I was wondering when someone would finally bring this up! It does seem massive Oversight and Miscarriage Of Justice! Here is my ideas for when I is president: 1) Free Tickets 4 Hot Birds Wiv Hot Tits 2) All tickets £5... Plus booking fee £44.95 ea 3) We is gonna field premier league first All Gay Team then we is access Pink Pound

Pompey fans lol at ur pathetic "minority ownership"! Lol!

I dunno where my brother has picked up all his professional poker terminology but I think it's "trip gay".

I live in Birminghams now so hopefully I'm avoiding that whole mess. A14 ain't no party tho. That said better get a shift on! Have good Christmas one and all! Laters!

I did genuine used to get them confused. Dunno why, it must've been the way they do their spelling or something.

Lee Barnard boxing gloves Guly gets push bike. Bantz!

I didn't think of this! Is it still acceptable present if I pre-scratch them?

He was probably shaking so hard with hilarity. I thought it was perfectly acceptable bantz tho. I hope they bought Chaplow a hairbrush.

Thanks for updates steve. I'm sorry to hear times is hard. If you need to increase subscription fees that's ok with me I'm a very wealthy bear. I could easily afford to pay an extra £1.00 or even £1.50 with hardly any hardship at all! Ditch the skimwords tho. They is gay!

Lallana comes on here to find out how long he's out.

I'm a bit short on presents for people. I'm sposed to be at my mums in Norwich but I ain't left yet, I'm sitting here browsing ****ing saintsweb. Looks like someone is getting Lottery Scratchcards or Can of AntiFreeze from service station!

I'm not a doctor so i can't comment how lethal the footballs they use now are, but if Ferguson is right do you think they should consider switch to foam ball or one of those plastic inflatable jobs you get from petrol garage? They are ok as long as you don't have strong winds.

Yeah i know really. One on your cock and one sitting in corner checking her email don't count. This is old news! Tell me bout ur 3some so I can live vicarious! You can append to I'm a dirty bear thread or do ur own 3 some thread or the Ramirez Off Topic thread just best not put it in here. This is for middle aged. I'm worried bout these old farts getting coronary!

I got the zero bro. I was whisker away from the -10, it depends on ur definition of same time! Then again it's a bit fixed cos I kind of wrote the questions!

The bible was a pretty logical explanation though, i mean back in the day when they invented it. I'd of definitely been believing in the bible if i was born 200 years ago. Maybe not the Jonah and the Whale or whatever, but you can see how they was believing in the God Made The World. They weren't mentally deficient. It was the best explanation they had!

I wouldn't have expected anything else! Saintsweb legend!

Dunno Bexy I believe in a lot of the science stuff over the religion stuff, but isn't it ultimately the same that I'm believing what other people is telling me? I mean I've never done my own experiments.

Erm report to the 3some thread Phil!

I was just lols i hadn't even played it. They just released the iphones one tho which is more my speed! I'm doing ok. It's February first season and we're battling away in 3rd. Cortese seems quite happy bout this. I ain't really bought no-one good yet, it's more hard to find players cos the lesser known players is having most of their stats hidden till you scout them. They never used to bother with that in iPhones. Also, I've been trying all year to sell off the likes of Sharp and Chaplow to raise some £ cos I want better right winger than DeRidder but no-one is having it. Lallanas is doing good. Rodriguez and Mayuka is both better than Lambert. Puncheon is sh!t.

I'd be more troubled bout people using same handkerchief

Sorry phil! You'll be pleased to hear that Jess does get her boobs out again tho. That'll give you something to look forward to! Only one episode, but it was nice to see them again. It's about the only reason I'm still watching!

I remember worrying bout the original post where he was gonna flash newcastle shirt. I was worried he might embarrass himself. I was worried for his dignity! Imagine my relief!

Don't we think Brody was in on it then? I'm kind of 50/50. Well more 33/33/33, 33% yes, 33% no, 33% don't give a f*ck!

We should do Saintsweb census barry! Higher the score more of ultimate Saintsweb sadsack you is! Here is the criterias as I see it: Do you wear 36" or greater belt size? (Yes = 3 points) Have you paid more than £7.50 for haircut in last 5 years? (No = 3 points) List your top 10 albums, was any of them released this millennium? (No = 3 points) Have you had sex with more than one lady this year? (No = 3 points) Bonus: Was they same time! (Yes = -10 points) When did you last wash your car by hand (Within week = 6 points, within month = 3 points) When did you last go to garden centre (Within week = 6 points, within month = 3 points) When Barry said Allegro just now did you know what that looked like without googles (Yes = 3 points) List ur scores! Also if you can think of more good questions that is cool too!

When you start splitting pants in a ****ing santa suit, it's time to hit diet! I couldn't be more happy with how this turned out tho! MegaLolz!