Bearsy

I'll give you Bollyoaks and The Only Way Is Allah, i can't see them making Pakorama or Black Peter tho. That would be racists!

I've got this little niece, she's like 5 and she was asking me today bout how plants make babies. I weren't sure but i didn't want to look stupid so I said that the man plant rubs his spunk in a bumblebees face, and the bumblebee takes it to a girl plant. My niece was like well what if there's no bumblebees? and then i remembered bout how some plants throw their spunk in the wind and hope it goes and lands in the girl plants vagina. Then my niece said well what if there's no wind? I didn't know what to say bout that. I think they have sex with their sister but i didn't want to tell her that. She's only 5.

I love being in the arse end

I'd make us favourites against WBA and Stoke.

He doing da gangsta walk imo

That Giroud will definitely get his first Arsenal goal against us. I've drafted him in to my FF team to take full advantage!

Good post! What I want to see is more posts like this! I did as you say and got boner!

I watched the first 10 minutes, seems to be playing left side of an attacking 3. Seen the ball twice, hacked down both times!

Them ones that was doing the coverup should be charged. Dunno bout them ones doing dumb decisions in their work, I mean I'm sure they was doing their best or whatever. I do dumb decisions in my job all the time! (I'm a brain surgeons)

Gotcha. Which half is real?

That's what I thought. It ain't a real photo is it?

I've got one of them alcohol measuring thingummy bobs in the car and I've noticed I'm quite often over when I've gone to pick the car up next morning and have to go get a breakfast or whatever, even though honestly I feel fine to drive. I reckon the morning after your blood alcohol may still be high but you ain't necessarily impaired. I reckon your brain gets used to it or whatever. I mean I ain't a doctor, so you're probably best to wait it out though!

That's one of the things Inspector Gordon Sykes was going round telling newspapers apparently.

There is some pretty bad stuff in that report I can see why they was keeping it quiet! Paul Hand-Davies ain't gonna be popular!

That's a real quote haters! Turns out England was very good!

Rule 1 would be cool if it was observed. I mean if everytime someone said Rule 1 it was immediately followed by photos of the hottie in question I mean we could all get behind that yeah? I think that's my ruling. Saying "rule 1" is still cool but if you is mentioning birds in Muppet Shows and is receiving a "Rule 1" request, and is not following through with photos then you is facing the Wrath!

quality quality blog imo

It don't take a lot of pushing I spose, I mean if there's 100 people behind me each pushing with 10% of their weight then I've got 10 fat ****s sitting on me. Surprised it never happens in Tesco

The people at the back pushing was probably coppers. That makes it cleaner for everyone I spose. Hope them scum face charges!

Modern football is all about playing keepball with your centre backs. Like Barcelona

That's the type of England performance I like. It wouldn't be half as much fun watching if the useless over-hyped clueless predictable plodding hateable ****s knew what they were doing

Milner robbed of the MOTM award IMO

Great performance by the lads. We're nailed on World Cup IMO

I dunno why they bothered calling Adam up. Crying out for his ability to turn and keep the ball in tight areas. Could really use a Ricky Lambert type to nod one in too!

Good subs Roy. That should do it you ****