I went to lapdance club Friday night. This was only my, third I think, time ever, bros will remember when I went first time on works do there was thread about it! This one was v.strange, it must have been specialist or something because the dancers was massively fat. I mean really fat! Is that a thing now, or is it just that all the skinny dancers have gone back to Croatia?
Edit: Here is background reading bout lapdances goatboy cos I think this was b4 ur time! http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?41899-Did-you-ever-knob-a-prostitute-thread#.VNfomu0gHTo