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I've seen and heard the phrase 'foot on the gas' used multiple times by the commentators last night and then by Pardew in his post-match interview. A subtle joke?!

I knew what you meant straight away!

Absolutely gutted that I wasn't there when he scored his first goal. I try to make every game but couldn't afford this one and just knew that he'd bloody score.

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Are they dead yet?

My sister's dog used to wear dog pants! Problem solved.

She must've known the rules- if she chooses to be in the army then she has to adhere to these rules and therefore the consequences of breaking them.

I have no idea what Toffiffees are. But my mate has stuff in his kitchen that went out of date in '92.

Perhaps by playing players they couldn't afford and should never have been allowed to play? oh and suddenly remembering Dindane could play another game?

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Agreed. He seems to have the ability to win headers even when he is pushed two yards out of the way.

Hmmm maybe. Perhaps we could get a conductor.

Deadly! That or stop people banging. Or Assign people who can keep the rhythm! It does my head in.

Exactly. I know loads of people would be annoyed by it but I'd rather have someone with a drum who can drown out the backboards and who can keep rhythm and speed.

Oh right sorry. Yeah we didn't, in fact we didn't really get any songs going apart from a couple of slow ones like 'Come on you Reds'. Might have been something to do with all the new people there.

I think it has certainly got a lot better in the Northam over the course of the season and is starting to sound pretty good.

Bale looks well up for it.

Harry and Avram make the perfect pair. Both a bunch of lying, delusional, pug-faced c*nts.

I don't think you're allowed to call people spastics anymore!

Everyone else has a game on Tuesday too I'm afraid. Including Huddersfield at home to Walsall.

We need a right-hand sided version of Harding!

Agreed. Thought Harding was good as well.

Always seems to be when we play them these days

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They're likely to be relegated and knocked out of the cup this weekend. That's enough pleasure for me.