Eastcowzer

Think you'll find he was at the Plymouth game. or maybe a 'doppelganger'

South Today missing the Illingsworth touch,

Pretty poor !. I'd say they were almost anaemic, and the buns seem to have by-passed the oven too. Menu: Next home game I'll bring my binoculars. Maybe able to read it then Certainly no improvement so far, in fact god-awful.

The only thing that I would like to see floated is P----y, past the Sallyport and into the wide BLUE yonder.

I'm sure this is all a misunderstanding as N.Illingsworth, Esq, has been refused as a ticket as he will not need one, as he will have been granted a season-long guest pass to the Directors box. This will allow him to concentrate on his comprehensive media work for BBC Solent and South Today, and the occasional appearance on Meridian, (Fred Dinenage permitting), and on other national broadcasting channels, as a completely independent spokesperson for SFC, on 'The Nick-Nic' show

In a word 'Storrie' !

Well said 'Sid...' The Pl was/is formed purely for the benefit of the so called top four, or five clubs, and, of course, Murdochs Sky, which continues to serve up sheer dross under the name of world class foot ball. I for one, would'nt mourn the downffall Scudamore's empire, or the incessant repeats and self advertisement of Sky who, having successfully reduced football and rugby to electronic wall-paper, are well on the way to completing the demice of cricket.

SWhat about Bart Biialkowski, or has he not signed on yet

How many times does it have to be explained that the said (Jed C).Lampitt, erstwhile CEO of that esteemed establishment PCFC, has , as far as I am aware, never been employed by the 'premier' League and prior to his appointment at Farton Krap. he was second in command at the Football Association. and has therefore not worked for the Football League either. Correct me if I'm wrong.

More nonsense. Football fixtures cancelled. Loads of foreign mercenaries, oops, sorry, players, deported to their own countries, (maybe). Sky reduced to showing re-runs of World Cup matches , with vuvuzelas, - plus inept commentators describing the 'bleeding obvious', and of course, even more bloody adverts, - for ash-bins, - with explicit instructions on what to do with them when they're full How exciting. Need to reverse all the wind-farm 'windmills' to blow the ash away, into somebody else's 'back yard' Hugh F. N. Rae.

Their player sales consultant would'nt answer to the name of Peter, by any chance, would he. After al, a certain Mr Storrie has years of experience of 'over-egging' the purchase and sale of useless products.

I know the 'Skate' fans are weird and heavily into the occult and super-natural, but how come it is possible to have a page of comments about an invisible page

The game was allowed to deteriorate by an overated referee, who seemed determined to 'book' the whole lot, after all he only missed nine. If he had 'flashed' a couple of Red cards after the sixth Yellow things just might have improved. If Webb is England's best, it does'nt say much for the rest, and by God we've seen some cowboys at SMS. I think he should have stuck with his day job, that was.

Promises, promises

and your dog.

Well spoken 'delldays' As for the clown, Drury , and all the other acting Coco's Perhaps they should heed the words of one Richie Benaud. 'If you cant add to the picture then Shut(TF)-up' (the embellishment is mine). And how i enjoy the never-ending replays from every angle except the GK's fundamental. Last night, the Dutch and Uruguayans were kicking lumps out of each other in the second half, but nothing shown except another replay of van Bronkhorst's goal, for the umpteenth time. I despair.

Q. What sort of bonuses does one get for just 5 1st team games or this yet another tale from Storrieville

Try clicking on 'New Posts' on the heading banner,(1st item of line 2). Why does it take 11 seconds to change pages on the P----y Saga pages. I thought this new Forum set-up was supposed to be quicker.

In other words you'd pick the same load of incompetent rubbish As 'Sandwichsaint; says , 'What games have you been watching', FFS, ?. Have you no imagination

Would it be possible to manage England from Parkhurst Prison, mind the rest of the team should be there with him, for getting money under false pretrences.

Those names !. Are they for real, or are they movie producers of the risque type

Good morrow, oh man of the East, (alias Turkish), From your well compiled A-Z one may, perhaps, safely assume that the said Michael Wilde is/was not your on your Xmas card list.

Hi Westender You may be interested to know that P----y were 'cheating' even around the time of your your birth. Example: Jimmy Scoular actually appeared for two clubs in the same FA Cup competition, namely Gosport Borough Athletic and then the Skates. 1948-1949 era. Stands back. Awaits the flak.

Back around the mid-'50's when the 'land-fill' was pretty much all standing. Seem to remember a gate of around 52,000 in an FA Cup match against ?. Newcastle Utd, or Man' City. Saints of course were still at The Dell which restricted us to around 32,000 max,

Is that like the 'tick' P----y have been running on for the past few years. ?