Eastcowzer

Faster. ? Anyone who thinks it faster must have a steam-dfriven PC. You've got time to make a cup of tea while 'trawling' the P----y saga pages.

Did you learn that from Avram, or at Horton Heath Leisure Centre. Youung ladies should'nt speak with their mouths full.

If Green hangs around for a wee he can then fly home with the rest of the misfits, stopping off at Milan to drop off the Italian.

Just think , if we all turn tyhe sound down to eliminate that incessent noise the tV companies could ship their commentating morons back home, early. I dont need a commentator beside me at SMS so WTF should I be subjected to one on TV, my eyes are working perfectly well and I dont need extracts from the Football Year-books. Sometime ago the 'Beeb' use to broadcast, via the red button, with the option of turning the commentary off while retaining the crowd noises. Alas, no more.

I've always thought that Beckham was a sandwich short of a picnic and if this report be true then that proves to be the case.

if your thinking of Medellin then you have certainly heard the name before. Medellin id the drugs capital of Colombia. Make of that what you will.

Obviously suffers from Oral Incontinence, - badly. !

In the latest twist to 'The Skate Saga', the devious, - oops, sorry, - various proposals as supplied by Griffins, suggests a return to all creditors of approx' 0.65p/£ owed, possibly rising to 0.99p/£. What puzzles me is why the latter figure stopped at 99% of debt. Why not be brave and pay the creditors in full, or would there be a 'stealth' tax of 1%, in some shape, or form

Rumour has it that half of Southampton started their journey of life at 'chuck out' time of the Royal Pier Ballroom, before it got burnt down Anybody around with pic's of the trains running down the Pier, from the Terminus Station, across Canute Road, and a scenic run through the Docks.

Thank God the 'on-line' service has been updated. Had it stayed as it was, supporters would be going on line and over loaded it. As it is nobody could use it up until 0945 and now its back, its like a course on Quantum Physics. to get in to it

Where is 'Denzil' lurking. I miss his informed in-depth analysis

Thank god for that Bourno I thought it was my PC acting the K--- What a day to decide to carry out an update with the on-line system. Any idea when it will be back in service, or is this another wheeze to get more people to pay cash Nicola certainly knows how to rub people up the wrong way.

Colin Boulton, Jim Montgomery, Kasey Keller

And after the group stages, England fly home to prepare for next seasons Premier League 'Money-fest' having arrived in South Africa with 'a fully-fit squad' to quote our illustrious Euro-coach. 'Never let a day go by', (UK Border Patrol)

Sad and pleased, Admitted the game was'nt star quality but sorry for Swindon, After such a good season, its a shame that any club should have to have to go thru' the play-off routine just to so the FA/FL can squeeze more cash out of 'Joe Public' Promotion should be decided by league results/positions only, and b----x to the posers party at the 'Ploughed Field', (Wemnley). Pleased that we wont have to see Millwall next season. Hoo-effing-ray.

Making up funny and/or silly stories. (No pun intended).

Which ever terrestial channel it is, you can guarantee it will be 'wall-to-wall' with any semblance of programming cast to the wind, and we'll all be p----d-off by the end of the first week as both channels move into 'over-kill'. The so called 'experts' filling the air-waves with their usual twaddle, and the commentators not knowing their a--- from their elbow while stating the blindingly obvious. All on a dry-run for the Olympics 2012. Hope Sky has some decent movies and doc's, to fill in the spaces between the adverts.

In the centre circle.

(Chris ?) Turner at Hartlepool, albeit Div 1

The bad news is that they are coming back. !

Presumably this is all part of the fairy-tale that is/was P----y as presented by dear Avram.

If memory serves, Drogba was rejected by Saints, having been spotted and recommended by Terry Cooper

Excuse my ignorance but if PCFC are liquidated they would cease to be, so how could they start up as another club, (e.g. PCFC(2010)ltd), and assume entry into the CCC. Surely as a new entity they would have to start at the bottom of the 'pyramid' system and work their way upward through promotions, hopefully in a legitimate manner though that's asking a lot

Has anyone else noticed that yhe younger Millipede, (Ed), bear a striking resemblance to Wallace, from Wallace and Grommitt

Well done AHB's. A vast improvement on my original. Keep up the good work, and excused homework for a week.