Eastcowzer

Think you'll find this is the City of London Police, not the Met' and of course, those nice friendly chaps from HMC&R.

Replace the screaming moron who 'allegedly' provides pre-match and half time so called entertainment which hardly anybody is the least bit interested in.

Did he play for Coventry at Nottarf Krap yesterday. i.e. is he cup-tied. ?

I have been called many things in my time, (including 'early'), but never have I been accused of being a supporter of Skatesburg Dis-united, and never have I 'posted' on the opposition forums. You should try Specsavers. Just how far on the East side of So'ton DO YOU dwell, Gosport,?. or Leigh Park.?

This all boils down to the fact that the EPL is an over-rated entity and is run purely for the benefit of the so called 'big four' and Sky. Most of the 'football' provided, is pure dross, and why any sane person would want to be part of it is beyond me

Camped out with Ali Baba, and Ali Dia, at the 40 Thieves reunion.

Watched the last half-hour of the lambs to the slaughter. It reminded me of the standards that Saints reached in the heady days of Gray, Wigley, and Dudd and Gormless.

FFS even at £40-50,000 per week, the clown is grossly over paid.and should have been sold in the last transfer window.

But were there really 30890 people actually there. ? Quite a few empty seats around, and the Itchen/Northam corner was empty

Bet confession was interesting next day. All those carnal thoughts.

Now we're into Bondage as well. Will it never end. ?

Serves you right for standing in front of it.

Not 'Flymo' Charlie George surely. Did'nt realise he actually played for Saints. Thought he was only here for the money. Yes, I too had the dubious privelege of seeing Charlie appearing in a Saints shirt, though he did'nt do a lot, if memory serves.

Did'nt realise anybody still watched Meridian, since it gave up presenting local news for the South Central area Though 'Bally Sally' has started drifting further afield recently, on 'the Beeb'

What times do the 0005 and 0105 trains get back to So'ton. Need to catch the Ferry at Red Funnel

Bungle by name and bungle by politics

Extra Extra. Give Nick Halling a go. I know he specialises in the NFL but he has been doing voice overs on the Football League Show and seems to be quite knowledgeable. PLUS he's a Saints fan. Even tried to convert Kevin Cade to proper football.

Resusitate Kenneth Wolstenholme and re employ Barry Davies the last two great commentators. Motson was the start of the rot and things have got progressively worse. Its a pity the current bunch did'nt follow Richie Benaud's technique: If you cant add to what is on the screen TSTFU.

Offload him, to whom ?. Which club is THAT desperate.

Harry was one of those responsible for the present situation. He 'busted' WHU then 'Skatesburg' and pretty soon Tittingham Spuds.

If he does then they had better wear overalls and hard hats as the Dolphin is covered in scaffolding and the builders have moved in.

For the uninformed, wtf are Jamelia and Beverly Knight. ?

If, as looks possible, 'the Skates' go under, that will only place the focus on one, or more, of the other Premier League clubs who are living beyond their means. So they are not going to be in a position to help 'Skatesburg'. I understand that the players have now been paid, thru' another loan, - from whom is anybody's guess, - but it sure as hell is going to have to be re-paid somehow. Would you lend money to a bankrupt. ?

I agree that Lallana should be offered an improved contract but would it also be at all possible to buy out his 'sell-on' clause from Bournemouth, then any potential transfer would benefit Saints alone.

Are you talking about Lloyd James or the plonker David James from you know where ?