Eastcowzer

Once upon a time they were dressed in funny outfits and had painted faces to appear in a circus. Now they're in mainly black clothing but they are still CLOWNS. Sorry to say it, but thre is, without doubt, a few more of the 'wannabe' referees lurking in the lower leagues, and have yet to show their faces.

...and show their true pedigree, chum

Peter Rodrigues or Ivan Golac. Even on zimmer's they could'nt do any worse

Who does Dostoevski play for. ?

If the French U-21 team is any think like ours then most of the players will go no further up the ladder. Captain or not. How many of the recent England U-21 teams have progreessed onwards

Probably Stoke, They're like Saints 'Wrinkly Reserves' and they need a replacement for Beattie

Where is the precedent for a points reduction to both teams. It was'n't a league game. Perhaps both teams being expelled from the competition would be a better option, plus of course, a nominal fine, to top up the FL's 'ailing' finances

Follow up: Did I hear that P----y have just signed Smith from Watford. If true then Watford will defo' need another striker.

Rogers wont be there for long the way things are going/ Q: has Steve Coppell got a season ticket. ? He's not missing many of our Home games, - (I know , we've only played two League games at Home. ! )

Not like our lot then. They all disappear when Sky cameras show up.

Should be worth at least a hundred runs, - to Australia. !

With all the lucre washing around the Gulf states it seems the 'Skates' have successfully found somebody without any.

Excellent recall. Memories are made of this

Totally agree. Dont think anyone can dispute his goal-scoring ability but if he stays then he is going to have to put a bit more effort into playing for the team instead of himself. Amen

Agree that ITV are totally useless at sport. though they do great pictures of 'Fergie' masticating, - and pontificating. The 'Clown & Skate Show' on the 'Beeb' needs a lot of work done on it, too. IMO. Too much yap and not enough action. Get rid of the cackle-head with the emails. A complete nonentity. The presenter: No comment.

Alan Bennett came good in the end although his first game was more like Gordon Bennett

Ref: the Fallen Madonna with the big .......

Portsmouth City Sanitation Dept

You were lucky. I renewed on the first day and am still waiting for the Ajax 'freebie'.

Says it all.!

Only played once last season. I think ! No doubt Radio Solent will stil bel claiming hin as Hampshire's Kevin Pietersen. Graeme Smith seems to be a pretty shrewd judge.

Sign Graeme Murty

I forgot, He also played a few games for Saints

1st openly 'gay' footballer, he committed suicide, by hanging, in the late '80's, I think.

For the un-educated:- 'MALI', - acronym for MArkus LIebherr.