rallyboy

Mighty Liverpool tried to bully little relegated Southampton into a cheap deal because we were so desperate for their money....then they missed the fucking boat! 🤣 Great business, wish him well, hope he excels at Chelsea and it annoys scousers for years to come.

Norwich broke after we gave the ball away, Alcarez just gave up and jogged back like he didn't care, Adam Armstrong bust a gut and won the ball back. He might not be Lionel Messi but AA put in a shift and nailed two pressure penalties.

I do hope Liverpool pay the price for pissing about with derisory offers and get beaten to Lavia now. The clock is ticking and it's not our problem, they're the ones with a gaping hole in the middle of a Premier League midfield trying to play bigboy poker. There's a lesson in there somewhere.

I heard that they want food as well, greedy bastards. Two in a one-berth cabin? I'm sure we can fit four or even six in there, and the insanity of placing 50,000 people in hotels and 15 on a barge is so much easier and cheaper than doing the actual fucking job of dealing with the applications....

Never mind, he was good for us most of the time, let's not let the crap times ruin all of the memories. It's difficult to turn down an offer from a big club. If only he'd waited a bit longer, that might have happened.

Despite the BBC proclaiming that England were dominated, which we weren't, an organised and physical Nigeria didn't have enough to break ten-women England down. Then as expected, the inexperience of big occasions sent penalties flying all over the show. A good day where England demonstrated what winners do, against an impressive but homeward-bound Nigeria. Next.

The glow of twenty-four screens erupting into life? He's an assistant manager at Rumbelows or he's doing security at Lidl. Either way his wife ain't asleep, she's just pretending.

Any idea what time the bus parade will start today? I don't want to get delayed if it backs up onto the M27.

Death bowlers chucking down wides. One job mate, one job. 😡

I don't want to get ahead of ourselves, but if some midtable team with donkey centre backs wants to frustrate us by sitting back and inviting us to attack them, we'll tear them, a new one. If a good side does that, we'll need to improve up front.

We won.....but, but, but.... Fuck everything else, I've had enough of brave and encouraging defeats, I don't care about what we could have done better, we won. The end. Onwards and upwards.

The fact that sales are up on a year ago and there's a significant increase in the Northam and among young fans can only be good. It tells you all you need to know about the entertainment offered over the last few seasons in the Premier League. Say it quietly, but off the pitch there appears to be a refreshing hint of positivity and optimism in the air.... Give it 36 hours.

Agreed, it's like they can't write anything without using a thesaurus. It's really annoying, infuriating, tiresome, vexing, exasperating, irksome and irritating.

I can't see the super moon out of my window so that proves it doesn't exist.

Grant Shapps should be sectioned for spouting nonsense, how did he ever get any sort of job? I wouldn't trust him to open the fridge door without breaking it, he's fucking clueless.

Twitter - a land where people with literally zero insider-knowledge dress up pub gossip as fact so they can look important. Next they'll be explaining all the fine detail of the secret negotiations, how the player's wife feels about it, the results of medicals and special clauses in contracts known only by the agents, the clubs and the guy from the pub darts team.

Nothing says tinpot club like one that pockets over £100m for a player and then offers something so woefully out of touch for Prowsie that I can only imagine the sextoy market has collapsed and they are worried about future funding. Give them a free ground and they think everything is dirt cheap.

The bigger blow to the rental market would be the current proposals on energy ratings. If they were to go ahead as initially planned the UK rental market would all but end as the majority of rental properties can never meet the standard which would mean very few properties available at astronomical prices. While Sunak seems to be backtracking on all green issues, his mad proposals for the rental market need to be binned.

You have to give it to Farage, he, his GB News boss and any minister who was in the know, and there were a few, will have made an absolute killing in the last fortnight. Ignore all the faux bluster about reputation etc, just follow the money...and the share price. Very clever.

He's a criminal - he was wearing a loud shirt in a built up area after dark, and in possession of an offensive wife. A neutral might suggest that Suella's unusual intervention in this minor case is purely to arouse the right, not to make the UK safer. If so, it's worked.

City's sell on clause with Lavia, would that be a percentage of the total fee or just the profit?

Sunak claiming today that Labour are on the side of criminal gangs is just pathetic and desperate nonsense. He's evolved into a small clueless man who will spout any mad shit to try and look big.

For a crap side like West Ham who have lost their talisman, bolstering their midfield and improving attacking set pieces for £25m would be a bargain. Stick another £10m on the table or jog on.

What the fuck is going on in the Met? They look out of control and totally unfit for purpose. The good officers in there must be pretty frustrated.

Rishi has been badly miscast in a poorly-written soap. Boris was great at lying, an expert experienced in making up the maddest shit on the spot and parroting the craziest party lines with such belief that even sensible people started to question the actual facts. Rishi is just rubbish at lying, you can tell he doesn't believe them himself and the scripts they are asking him to deliver are not plausible. Stop the boats, integrity and transparency, we lead the world, delivering for the British people, union paymasters, Labour will crash the economy, Starmer flip-flopping etc - and now Woke banks? It's laughable, they really are scraping the bottom of the messaging barrel and they no longer have the distracting clown frontman to carry it off. This is just a short guy telling fibs - it looks like a modest legal practice is missing a conveyancer.