Smirking_Saint

Clearly the mate is a nasty c*nt with no self control, in which case he deserves the punishment. FFS, getting a slap shouldn't be retaliated by punching her in the face, and the fact that he then took photo's of her blood as evidence of how 'hard' he is i expect, just goes to show how f*cking low he is.

Ahhh The massive bush, haven of the old codgers. Why has SaintKip been banned again ?? One of the only ones with any humour on this forum. Ffs

Bound to do a better job then wooden.

Reptile and raptor center is better

I think they have done well, and everything they could have done. Don't get me wrong i am not a particularly politically clued up, but they have started as well as i think they could dealing with the mess left behind.

They'll be ok at WHL, i hate Spurs, but i always want english teams to do well in Europe and for that reason i hope they go through.

I don't really understand the aimed animosity towards alpine on here. TBF, his first post on this subject a few weeks ago was a little premature, however right now i am beginning to get a little worried (and very bored). This isn't helped by the fact that we don't know whether or not the club has been in for some of the bigger transfer targets and better transfer targets, such as Eaves and Vokes for example. It is obvious we need a like for like back up for Rickie, and another CM to provide competition. Perhaps we also could do with a new wide man, i can see that, but for me it is not desperate. I also agree with Glasgow, i can fully understand why NC would have been p*ssed off at the end of last season, i can see Pardew isn't the god everyone believes he is and IMO could have made the playoffs without some poor tactical decisions last year. This added to the fact that he asked NC for more funds last season and failed in his targets. But i do think NC still has a bit more to spend. If we sign the RIGHT players all will be forgiven, but after all this waiting i will be dissapointed if it turns out to be a league 1 standard fill in player as apposed to the quality replacements pardew has said we are waiting for. Thing is however, if Pardew fails in promotion with this squad, this club and the war chest he has had then it is a complete failure and a terrible terrible performance.

TBF its a decent standard of opposition against a young side, i don't mind the reserves getting tonked every now and again if in the long run it produces good players.

Drunk at 2.45 on a tuesday ?

A little bit in the dumplings, and looking at the comments you have made on here i wouldn't be moaning about my kitchen prowess

That is f*cking hideous

Why was it removed ??

Blondes and bikes, theres a joke there somewhere. She's gonna need to scrape her nipple off the tarmac too.

Self raising, a bit of cheese and some leek If you use plain they stay really hard and not fluffy basically.

1718, get in

Marmite brings the flavour out of everything. Dune, if its salty just add a bit more water

Is it for you dune ?? Or for an occasion or something

Marmite

no what happened it went off

Nothing

I f*cking hate Axl Rose

I see your still maintaining your biggest w*nker on the forum award. Good stuff

No one is worth 500k a week, no one, Messi is not worth that. however, saying Ibra is not worth the plaudits he gets is laughable, on top of his game he is a world beater.

Hard draw but winable

I might, last night it was sensational, this morning forgettable.