Verbal

Not sure we need someone from the Cretaceous era Nick.

Austria, because that's where he lived apparently. God only knows why I remember that. His paranoid android impersonation must have left scar tissue on my hippocampus.

In spirit he was on the pitch for all of last season

I think - I could be wrong and you'll no doubt tell me - that that was a joke.

Well that came out of nowhere

Sorry, initially misread that as "pissed condition of Verbal" and was about to throw a wobbly.

Benjii, meet Pandora's Box. Box meet Benjii.

Debbie Downer is on scene.

That's quite the image. Did *someone* just pass their age-verification test?

Don't get your hopes up. Doesn't it just mean the players are all going to be made a bit shorter?

Oh yes, them.

His point is he made your point - though I think unintentionally

Against us, no. For us, yes. Arsenal fans are still volcanic about when he stopped to say hello to a pigeon and we rolled the ball into the net.

Bookmarked for praise/ridicule

Is your source called Taut O'logous by any chance

You bitch! He's mine

That could change if we throw in an obligation to buy

Jesus wept

Very much this. Autism is something determined by professional psychologists in tests and face-to-face consultations, not by randoms on the internet.

Is that so rare? Or is everyone here unaware of their arses and elbows?

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Don't worry, I've dealt with this. You will never hear from CB Fry again.

Oh hadn't thought of that. You're right.

I see Man City have just signed a £1bn deal with Puma over the next ten years. Even if our deal is, say, two-thirds of that I'm looking forward to this being a productive and spendy relationship.

Indeed you did not. Which club can beat a Michelin-starred chef cooking up in the main stand? http://brasserieconstance.com COYW