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Donald Trump. Assuming...

As someone who should remain nameless - or more commonly initial-less - would point out, the Hubble telescope IS a very large mirror. You're welcome.

You're all pedants. Or something like that.

Over on qprweb they're blaming the scoreline on their kit apparently. Not that it was making players invisible (TM Man U), but that it was hard on the eyes. This makes perfect sense.

*cannot*

What? I'm shattered.

Except that Fulham is in west London and is north of the river. Also, Fulham isn't "virtually in Chelsea" but Chelsea FC is actually, rather than virtually, in Fulham. Are you American by any chance?

Quoted to give me time to make sense of this.

Fulham away is perfect (for me, as I don't have to leave the house more than five mins before KO).

An idea floated on the Leicester forum, that you might as well appoint Jeffrey Epstein as manager given how so many reputations have torched in the last week, gets this word of encouragement: At least he'd invest in the youth

Not sure you've grasped the concept of Valentine's Day. It categorically does not mean you can score five times in 90 mins. Someone should do a whip-round though, so Leicester can have some flowers and a box of chocolates.

Oh yes, that's right

Not if you drop the puck though.

Christ - who does the club's laundry?

A prediction on the Leicester forum: I’m sure the Southampton fans will be very gracious and not mention tonight’s result at all on Saturday

Whoosh...

Can we play Leicester every week?

Meanwhile over on the Leicester fans' forum: Working in Southampton tomorrow. Might just keep driving into the sea.

Are there any farmers on Saintsweb? Because we really should be told what place bovine BDSM has in animal husbandry/football. Would be good though if club were to play Duelling Banjos if Archer scores.

Disapproving Dave would be closer IMHO.

I'd not be surprised to see our play-off chances going down to the last day of the season, with us needing a win and another team surprisingly dropping points....or the other way around.

What did I tell you?

That's a very odd point to make though - if that's the one they're making. It's not uncommon for resuscitation efforts to go for up to 20 minutes, sometimes more.

Jesus! No wonder their drivers don't knock on the door any more.

I had an excellent pasta tonight. I thought that might be of more interest to our dear readers.