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Don't see it myself - really hard to make it scan with a word like "policy". Give it a go, though, and I'll critique it.

This is true. The only downside is they come from a company with a seriously bad attitude. High-handed arrogance does't begin to cover it.

Freshly cooked iPhone or old-world keyboard?

So a pretty stunning bargain, however you look at it, right?

STILL not doing it right. It's copyRIGHT FFS.

And go...

I feel sorry for he who is condemned never to see his first name on Saintsweb.

"Every penny of every pound"? WTF does that even mean?

Too like the old one.

Thanks for the graph God. So all new stadiums should be made of wood. (By the way, don't want to be picky with you of all people, but that graph only goes up to 2007 - since when the world economy has been turned upside down and inside out.)

They've already fined him about a year's wages for being gullible enough to sign a PFC contract. I'm not sure there's a lot more they can squeeze out of the poor old chap.

It's a bit like reading a condensed rehash of everything squabbled about on here.

Or restaurateur, even. (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

Well this is going to be good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KXB8nyEalw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

What about editing balsups in tread tittles for full members?

For £200m? You betcha!

As tacky and inappropriate as that Jackson statue is, you won't find many Fulham fans complaining about it. Fayed has sunk more than £200m of his own money into the club, and charges annual interest on the loan of less than 1%.

And I've counted 21, giving the odd arm and a leg the benefit of the doubt.

They've bought three Poles!

Would certainly fit with Adkins' preference for playing out from the back. Unlikely, though: as the old man above says - the OP has form...

Sounds fun. Where did you study archaeology?

Fair enough. So you were erring on the pessimistic side, as is your wont.

Superimposed, surely. Or do you intend to stick his head in the fire?

Federer is an Imam? An on-court conversion would be a first, admittedly.

I'm not able to watch the tennis. The only indication that he's now on a poor run is the sight of your username on against the thread title.