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None of this rings true. I notice that the writer claims to have had lunch in LA recently with 'Anna Kreisling', which means she must have been about 15-20 years old when she flew this supposed mission.

Your ears don't open?

He's probably doing a PhD at LSE. If he pays £1.5m there's no way he'll fail.

Interesting. It seems some spammers have realised that the old stuff about relatives in government with millions to get out of the country is wearing thin, and are trying a slightly new approach. Why don't you email them back and then post their response up on here. Curious to see how quickly they ask for your bank details.

That's a word.

Okay, let's set you a test. Do you always have to have the last word?

Anecdotes do not make a social trend - ie not everyone is that dim.

Once a gunner, always a gunner.

Yes, for you are our Oracle. Or one of your personas is. How many have you got by the way? And do they fall out with each other? Or split?

As one of hypo's personas, I'm quite happy about this.

Like the Guns of Camerone. Anthony Quinn IS William Hague.

It's the one where the bald git comes on and says: My name is Hague. William Hague. (Or was that Bellend and Thunderballs?)

We on the revolutionary Left do not offer crumbs of supportive comfort to the running dogs of the 'New' Labour. Are you the ONLY one not to have seen Life of Brian?

Deadpo

You may have hit upon something here.

An original what, mon ami?

I'm confused. How many hypos are there? I find it hard to believe there's more than one of them out there. Darwinian principles would exclude it as a possibility, surely.

Let's see. Lisp (allegedly). Vs Cameron's serial blundering incompetence. As you say, in hypoworld, there are no mistakes.

What is the positive context of bald? Or are you follically challenged?

Is that what you took from that?

And the bellend balls-ups keep coming from Cameron. After Libya, India - which he manages to insult in a patronising 'we once ruled you' sort of way. http://blogs.independent.co.uk/2011/03/08/david-cameron’s-‘diplomatic’-gunboats-misfire-in-india-and-libya/ I suspect part of the problem is that appalling bald git Hague, who trails around with him on overseas jollies - once an annoyingly precocious 14 year old with wet dreams of Thatch, and now an immature 50-something prone to dumbass gaffs like announcing, two weeks ago, that Gadaffi is in Venezuela. God only knows, they're useless.

BTF, you have the patience of a saint (despite your bad habit.)

I want a device added to restaurant credit card machines so that you don't inadvertently add zeroes to the tip. I had to explain recently to Carluccio's that my wife didn't actually mean to leave a tip of £17,000.

Grassing people up?!! That's made my day. Dune, you trying to talk like a near-relative of the Krays on a comparatively twee football fans' forum is the best of unintended comedy.

When did you acquire the gift of irony?