Verbal

You're a what? Anyway, I expect amiable toffs to be able to spell 'consensus'. I think you owe me a percentage of your banker's bonus for helpfully pointing this out.

You should quit while you're only losing by a country mile, trousers. This coalition is 'special' when it comes to making vaguely rational decisions. As the sense-deficient Caroline Spelman illustrates, taking a dive into the torylib talent pool is risky - you'll only bump your head and won't even get wet.

You sure dune didn't write that guff? One of many giveaways as to its political stance is that it describes the Conservative think tank DEMOS as 'Marxist'. Far from being an example of mind control, the attempt to flog off the forests is just a piece of bumbling incompetence.

Timberlake in The Social Network is surprisingly good.

Or: this was one of those reckless, stupid decisions which even this reckless, stupid government could see. I think you must have missed the bit early in the story when nice, Tory local residents near a forest to be sold off were described by their Tory MP as a 'baying mob'. It may be small, but it's the first of many u-turns as the economy rides the wall of death.

It was more ambiguous than that I think. Saddam was constantly being convinced by his underlings that they had as much chemical armoury has they had in the 80s and early 90s (when they used it against Iranians and Kurds). No one wanted to tell him the cupboard was bare - so spun all these stories. At the same time, he was denying having any chemical capability - unaware he was telling the truth!

Which is one reason why curveball was so readily believed.

Arsenal will be so shocked that Tottenham won last night that they'll psych themselves up...and bottle it. (But then again my predictions are almost always wrong...)

Such old news, this. The only new bit, as far as I can tell, is his confession that he lied - something which everyone else around seems to have known for donkey's. There's a a book about him, called Curveball (after his code name), and Oliver Stone is supposed to be making the movie.

From rehab?

Did someone let the 1950s back in?

Point of order. If it's a hadith it's not in the Koran.

That's not the end of the story. The production company and C4 sued West Midlands police for libel (which incidentally you've just repeated). They subsequently withdrew that statement, issued a full apology to the programme makers, and paid libel damages of £200,000.

Where have I said anything about my ethnicity and why is it of such interest to you?

Seconded.

You might want consider that bombs, by their nature, tend to do these things. Unfortunately I've seen the consequences of a few of them in Pakistan. Their effects seem pretty random - people have been stood close to them and walked away; others standing next to them have been cut in half. Blast waves radiate out and tend to follow the line of least resistance, like a tidal wave.

You evidently know my address, so why don't you look at a map? It'll probably tell you why.

How odd that you should think so, or find it necessary to have this argument. Anyway, this is pointless.

It did. Goodness, there was me thinking only my family were in the house.

sorry?

As the programme said, 80% of Islamic faith schools are Deobandi. Deobandism is, broadly speaking, pretty extremist - so how come it dominates so much in schools when it's a relatively minority sect in the community? The reason is that, just as in Pakistan, the madrassas are funded with considerable amounts of Saudi money. Unfortunately the programme didn't ask questions about funding, which is a shame, because by the simple expedient of cutting out this source of income, the mad mullahs and thugs in that film wouldn't get the chance to brutalise and brainwash so many young minds.

The Ealing bomb shook my house in Chiswick. THAT was a bomb.

Isn't that what you fully paid-up neo-Cons are supposed to call the Big Society?

LG make some good stuff. I've just watched Inception on Blu-ray and the colour reproduction is very good, especially in the default 'cinema' setting.

Johnny, are you serious? If so, you're turning into delldays. Brokeback is the name of the mountain, by the way.