ChrisPY

You know I agree with this mate. 100%. Forgot to ask earlier but are you still up for sticking our bollocks in a clamp this evening?

For context, this fella was selected in the USA squad ahead of someone who scored 31 goals in the Championship over the last two seasons.

He does for the 2027/28 season though.

Shooting or getting £5m?

Both have the name Martin though so you’ll understand why I’d identify them as the same person.

Is that the same bloke we sacked last season who now manages Rangers?

Doesn’t that also suggest we’re at a similar level of quality/team rating to Portsmouth judging by the colour attributed to both teams which would contradict your previous point around player quality being of a significantly higher standard?

Southampton v Sheff Wed Sheff Utd v Ipswich Wrexham v Leicester

We also signed Quarshie instead of van Dijk. Crazy decision by the club.

I’d forgotten they’d been promoted and was doubting if he’d be a decent signing for a promotion chasing Championship side.

Adam Lallana bummed his Nan’s dog.

Benthelegend?

I think we can all agree we shouldn’t be waiting for the outcome of any trial before ensuring there’s a minute silence before the start of all first games across the 25/26 football league season.

Two or three good ones will do so at least one signing is needed.

In 2021, London was home to approximately 142,000 Nigerian nationals and 63,000 Ghanaian nationals. These figures represent the second and third largest non-British nationalities in London.

Every time our manager gets up from his seat in the dugout. ’Will Still’s standing, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Will Still’s standing, Yeah, yeah, yeah‘

You’re welcome.

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I’m fairly sure you could swap the teams in the Europa League Final and Championship Play Off Final without anyone noticing. (Aside from things like ‘Mount’s doing alright tonight but why’s he got Brereton Diaz on his back?’)

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I’m not sure sucking a cock is always classed as a BJ. Some cocksuckers have different responsibilities so I’d need to check with ChatGPT.

Range between 4-7 inches so the ratio remains as you’d see on a normal fingered hand from thumb to pinky. Girth would follow the same rules so the thumb is likely to be short but wide.

Would you rather have penises for fingers or a pinky finger for a penis?

I didn’t say you did.