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Adam Lallana

How can there be a tedious poster list that doesn't contain dune? I propose all votes to be null & void to right this wrong!

What's green & smells of pork? Kermit's middle finger

Never had you down as a traditionalist!?!

Women are very fond of telling that they are able to fake orgasms... So what, I say .......men can fake a whole relationship for a sh*g:D

One of the funniest blokes I've ever watched....his humour is not for everyone so switch off if it's not for you - I do when Clary, Forsyth & other 'entertainers' are on.

http://emicatalogmarketing.com/lennon/warisover/widget/ Never bettered... Happy Xmas to all Saints fans everywhere!

So where are you going to find a 'slightly' bent club in the PO code area?

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/20122010/63/burley-contact-cadogan.html The above probably means Burley hasn't been sober enough to check his mail! Chris Martin would be a good buy -a youngster in keeping with the intentions to buy for the future. Bit raw but can score.

And stars too - that was lucky!

Scored the winning penalty against Norwich in the shoot out...that was good too!

Important to know these things - thanks!

Not without a 50% improvement! I jest...had a 205 & 305 way back & they were fine...as was my son's 206

'She'll probably have a wry smile on her face' That's senile regression...she's just pi**ed herself...'mad bat' (name courtesy of Paul Merton)

Superb rant!

Absolutely -The work he does for the cause of anything to the left of Jean Marie Le Pen has been revelatory. Don't ban someone who constantly exposes his cause in a way that alienates it to the moderate & rational thinkers..keep up that good work;)

An extra 'fan' then?

And your last contribution was the elephant joke!

What does it take to turn a cow in to a fox? About ten pints....

When asked about his divorce from Heather Mills it was suggested that she was unstable. Macca agreed but ventured that a beermat usually sorted the problem...

The below pasted from an article on longevity & 'runs' in various sports. Terry Paine's is the only football related one. '2. Terry Paine: Seven years without missing a match for Southampton The England winger spent 18 years with Southampton, making 713 appearances and scoring 160 goals. After leaving the Saints he moved on to play for Hereford, clocking up 819 league appearances in his career. During that time he played for England 19 times (scoring seven goals) and was part of the World Cup squad in 1966. Yet his most amazing achievement is down to his remarkable fitness: during his time with Southampton Paine once went seven seasons without missing a single match. In an era when men were hard and tackles were harder, it was a quite incredible feat for an attacking player to go so long unscathed' When men were men....and he had to train against Big Jake Mc Grath, Dennis Hollywood, Brian O'Neill etc!

Paul McCartney got Heather Mills a plane for Xmas.....................

http://www.parkonmydrive.net Excellent for the JPT...woman on the one I chose gave me & my son a coffee on arrival too!

It's not the size it's how you masticate them....

I've been trying to find a clip of the version of 'I saw her standing there' that he dedicated to 'me estranged fiancee Paul' and sung when he guested at an Elton John concert...again a favourite out of context. Any ideas- would be very grateful? I also think he had one of the best rock voices ever to come out of Britain...'I'm Down' is a favourite of mine but there are so many!