RonManager

It's an empty noughts and crosses frame struggling against a high wind.

weird sh1t

Number 1? --I think you'll find it's Number One, although how ONE came to be pronounced WUN, is a bit of a mystery.

I've just seen it. It's a new in-play marketing initiative being tested out by SFC, promoting a local building firm. What he actually said was.. 'Get your soffits at Reeble's'

I reckon he/she/it was on a bet to see if he/she/it could get banned again within 24 hours. I reckon he/she/it won the bet. He/she/it more than likely has a sleeper ID ready and waiting to go/already going. Happy days.

Hugo Lamadrid @ hugohlamadrid6h @danistone25 Felicidades mostro. Si andas por acá, pega un llamado. Abrazo amigo y que continúen los éxitos. Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand [*] Dani Osvaldo ‏@danistone254h @hugohlamadrid aca no paramos para las fiestas amigo asi q me quedo aca.. Felicidades loco ! Y saludos a Fatigatti !! Reply Retweet Favorite More Expand [*] Hugo Lamadrid ‏@hugohlamadrid4h @danistone25 Fatigatti esta internado con Pomelo, la merluza los liquido. Abrazo grande...!!! Anyone translate?

Simon Peach ‏@SimonPeach7h Pochettino & the powers that be have yet to decide whether to appeal Dani Osvaldo's violent conduct charge. Response to FA due today.

I don't want anyone who says 'could of' playing for my club.

Tommy Brown

As far as re-makes go, I would have loved to have seen what Tarantino would do with Battle Royale.

I haven't yet seen the sequel, Battle Royale 2, (might have a look on You Tube for it later). Not sure if HG2 is based on this film.

Have you seen the low budget, cult Japanese movie 'Battle Royale', on which Hunger Games is based?

'Exigent'

Jungle was massive once, but now it dwindles by the size of the UK every month. I find it harder to breathe every day. Gasp, Choke etc etc

I managed to glean all your real names and home addresses from the tables above. Sleep well my pretties.

It's there, waiting for you, on the bar. Mind you, it's gone cold now.

The one I got in my arse when ManUre took the Milton back along. I was so intent on lighting a fag that I didn't notice that everyone else had scarpered. Ooooh me tailbone.

West Ham Transfers ‏@westhamtransfer15 Dec LIST: Forwards West Ham have already been linked with >> http://sulia.com/my_thoughts/7f628f81-e095-4d01-b292-934b0758097b/ …

Sam McQueen was showing great promise last season, until a bad spinal injury stopped him short. He returned to training today. Sam McQueen ‏@sammcqueen1232h First day back training after 9 months  Thank you to everyone that helped me through a tough time! Can't wait to play a game now Samuel ‏@SamueI101h @sammcqueen123 what was the injury mate? Well done on coming back ! Sam McQueen ‏@sammcqueen1231h @SamueI10 had a pars back fracture mate.

Right away Sir, which table are you at?

I'm in the bushes outside. You would not belieeeeve what's going on out on the balcony.

Shudder Vwern. A small island off the coast of Shetland.

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