RonManager

It may have been the massive pressure the boy is now under, being sponsored by this website. So if he has a bad game, it's our fault!!

Oi loiks 'n

Reno Gattuso - Career winding down in Italy, confesses to love British football (Rangers etc) - scottish wife. Looking to move into management/coaching. Too far fetched? - you decide!

Yep I like that Wait till we sign him, Oh we should wait till we sign him, Wait till we siiiigggnnn hhiiimm, Oh we should wait till we sign him.

radishaddersh

He did say afterwards that all substitutions were for one reason only - fatigue

a) The tree - Kevin Keegan's perm b) The wavy lines - the famous 1973 ruler shortage c) The mayflower - the park (jumpers for goalposts - you know) d) The scarf - see (b) above e) The halo - colgate ring of confidence f) The football - pass (get it?)

I spent 15 years in Scotland spreading the Saints gospel. It may seem on the face of it that folk up there support teams like Celtic, Rangers etc etc. But lift the corner of their replica shirts, and you will see that underneath, they all wear the red and white stripes of Southampton FC, their unspoken, but true, love. Once I had converted the last few, I slipped quietly back south on the 10.31 from Glasgow Central, my work was done.

Cripes, I was only joking but from what you say, it seems I've inadvertantly stumbled across the truth of the deal.

Over to you Mr Holley I put in a design in that competition - I wonder where in the loft it could be?

So to be clear, Ricky Lambert is our new manager and Alan Pardew's gonna play up front?

Pigbag by Pigbag!!!

To err is human - to forgive is....., Well, Isn't it? you know, MLT, Marvellous

It's either dead-pan humour at it's best - or an embarrassing schoolboy error. Only Revolution will know - but will she/he tell?

Oh no, I doubt it - we're so rich now we wouldn't consider spending less than £10 million on a player, no matter who he is. You'll need to up your price significantly.

Is that Father Ted holding the programme? "That takeover money was only resting in my account"

Someone who likes a challenge!

If we end up buying any of them you need to invoice the club!!

Yeah it is a kind of weird/strange position to be in after the last few seasons -almost as if we should feel a kind of guilty pleasure about spending money. 'When the going gets tough - the tough go shopping' :smt040

What? You mean a football club may buy some 'players' in order to 'strengthen' their team? I gotta feeling that your crazy 'out of the box' thinking might just have a 'shred of truth' in it - just maybe.

Maybe he was.

Sooo close - I wil not be beaxten!

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4536779.Nine_arrests_after_Saints_match/

We could fill in the gaps by using the Millwall technique. When not singing their 'everyone hates us etc etc' ditty, they seemed to just go 'Moooooo' for most of the match.

Some bloke in a cape and tall pointy hat, whizzing by on a bicycle i think! One second he was there - then - gone!