I had the very salty Bovril. I couldn't finish it and felt thirsty for the rest of the day.
I didn't need anything to eat as I had enjoyed a 'full monty' all day breakfast in a back street cafe earlier on, whilst rambling around the town on the old canal footpath. It cost a mere £4.75 and there was so much I couldn't finish it.
It may be 'grim' up north, but it's relatively cheap.