Evil Monkey

You made £2? You must have got some sh*te odds on that one.

I hope you were doing at least 40mph.

Can we start a new thread on this please? Shouldnt he have been training rather than smoking and starting fights with Saints fans??? The little sh*t.

I cant wait for the homecoming this weekend. P*mpey's super fans will cheer their own team on for about 10 minutes (or until they're 3 down. Which ever comes first), then they will sing Harry's name and applaud Defoe when he bangs in number 5. Football pundits everywhere will praise their sportsmanship and general good nature, and Tom Huddlestone will be given the freedom of the city.

What made you chuckle? :S

This will be a big test for our fans. Would love to see a decent attendance despite it being on TV. Hopefully the club do their part and price the game suitably.

Coughing non stop, and a ridiculous temperature. I think this is the end for me.

Fine by me. He scores goals, we score goals. He wins matches, we win matches.

Love it!

As they did with the gun runner and Dr 'can I pay that off in kidney stones' Al Fahim.

You were watching a TV programme, and wondered how it related to the lives of strangers on a messageboard? Weirdo.

Better fans get cheaper tickets.

Hammond is Premier League standard, easily. He should be in the England team, even if he isnt English, thats how good I think he is.

But surely relegation will mean administration. Meaning the lenders will be lucky to re-coup half that. So why take the risk?

£100 to the man who scratches 'SFC' onto that hideous face.

Brings a tear to my eye :smt005

When was it closed?

An outside chance...how about Hammond?

Good thread. 20 minutes is more than enough time to score a goal or two against a side like Yeovil. Send him back to Italy, the useless c*nt.

"Portsmouth is the only Premier League team south of London and has a potential fan base of 8 million to draw from," Al Fahim said. What percentage of those were at FP yesterday? LMAO.

Cook and Foster should be brought in for Bopara and Prior. Shah needs to go to, and the bowling needs a shake up. We're f*cked!

That Fio Wallkot looks good too.

I couldnt take the Mike Myers scene seriously. His English accent just sounds like Austin Powers. I had my head in my hands. Didnt know whether to laugh or cry. My only other criticism may be a bit harsh, but here goes. I'm not simple. I realise that the film is not meant to be taken too seriously and is only loosely based (if that) on historical events. But it would have been nice if the story didnt trample over what really happened in WWII quite so much. I would have enjoyed the ending alot more if I'd been left with a hint of the notion that perhaps there could have been a group prowling around beneath the radar killing Nazis and striking fear into the hearts of those remaining. (POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT)....Basically what I mean is, certain people didnt really need to be killed off (especially in the manner that they did) for the film to have been a success. Still a good film though.

If only you knew him. He is a daft c*nt of the highest order, who was/is probably too ****ed to know what day of the week it was/is. I still love him though.

LOL