Master Bates

Can Watford afford to keep Raser?

Fo' sure they might.

Some on here would say a 'donkey' player, mwahhhhhh ha ha ha

Bet you can't wait til your next birthday then.

Can one of the ghey brothers have this?

Central station to Regents Park is only about £5 by taxi, and if you're lucky, you might end up waking up in the taxi with more money than you started with and a sore a5s.

People who expect me to be working.

Someone mention Pahars?

She would get it. Haven't seen it yet but hearing lots of different views, most being that it's aload of carp. Does everyone die by having their penis bitten off? If so then very lame.

They do it where I work because you don't get paid for being off sick, was fun last month when I came in with sickness and sh*ts. Of course the MD gets sick days though.

That was about a year ago.

Rupert Lowe's a demon? well why doesn't he threaten to take Paul Allen's soul unless he buys us?

So it's not aliens this time then

Heard we were in talks with him about paying up his contract.

Would Saints pay up his contract to get rid of him? :smt102

Thought it said 'aga' so I image googled it, quite impressed.

Call it Electra, seeing as it's going to be electrifying once it's started chewing through electric cables causing a 10 day power cut in your house, meaning christmas would be ruined and you'll have to move out into a poxy one bedroom flat until next year once the house has been re-wired up.

Can she go to St Marys Stadium?

My Molly

Shrewsbury Town have retained Jamie White's services for another month after his loan from Southampton was extended. White has spent the last four weeks with the League Two outfit, making five appearances in the league and scoring once in the process. Simpson has been pleased with the 19-year-old's progress and believes another month of first-team football will see him return to Southampton a better player. http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12875_4650280,00.html

Yep, did watch Elf last night

Right, and we'll wait for an update.