Master Bates

There's a Chicken Land in Bedford Place, never opens at lunch times for some strange reason.

Finished last nights KFC.

It's carp

Yeah, she had poisonous ones.

I'm voting, they're backing safe standing.

News from Baj & Granty says that the £5 was a fake.

I'm with Lloyds & HSBC, I have no idea what happens next.

How lucky that I just happen to live opposite a horse field then.

Go back on holiday and we'll start playing teams off the park again.

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At St Mary's yes. I also didn't agree with the swing lowe chants, need to get behind the team and I don't mean in a gay way either. ¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨- ¨°º¤ø„-----------¸„ø¤º°¨ ¸„ø¤º°¨-------------``°º¤ø„¸ ¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°

Yeah I do, but then I guess I do do too many drugz................

Fair enough, hope you don't mind me saying that you have a relaxing looking pussy.

Goatse?

My mum has the best kebab flaps in the world. Nice kebabs for me come from Af's.

Is that cat a virgin getting ready for you to conduct a virgin sacrifice?

4-4

I was first out my bedroom door this morning.

Um, is it not 'Cerne Abbas giant' as opposed to Abbey...............

:shock:

Didn't watch it, I already know all about sex cheers.