Pamplemousse

They just sold their best player and are in a transition season. Like our fans, their fans don't seem to have much patience, and they'll only realise just how good a manager he is after he's gone. Spooky

Flashing lights, bangs and Iwan Thomas Absolutely sensational stuff

I reckon niceandfriendly is Heisenberg's second account, he uses it to try out new WUM attempts and see what works without ruining his own reputation on the main account

But we beat Palace, who beat Huddersfield, who Everton didn't manage to beat, who we lost to

Early days but Everton haven't started well at all

The moral of the story is to not post stuff on the internet whilst under the influence

A bit early, we've still got the Brighton game

Top of the league

Everton probably once Silva gets sacked

4-2 now The world's greatest come back is on

Best thing for us to do is to copy the 16-17 tactics against them. Four games played, W2 D2 L0 F2 A0, and two of those games were with Stephens in defence!

Our only hope next weekend is that Klopp decides to rotate his team, given their tricky fixture list. Let's hope PSG give them the run around

Liverpool had to pay what was generally regarded as a inflated transfer fee

Stags

West Ham should sign Lallana, he'd fit right in

They'll have to pay compensation but that'll be it I reckon.

The issue isn't the wind, it's the fact that it's going to arrive on the coast and barely move, so it's just going to dump a load of rain

Don't bother playing Long, he'll be much more effective on the counter away at Liverpool

We should all dress up as Frenchmen, in honour of their stadium being named after the current president.

For some reason it's the main article on the BBC Sport website. The BBC, and in particular the sport department, love to do this, create their own news and sensationalise what is in effect a complete non-story.

Let them form their own super league, the sooner the better.

Anthony Taylor is the referee

Who should play - Gabbiadini Who will play - Austin

Poor result though really, but sounds like they got out of jail. Lucky for them, all of the other teams below them drew too. I still think teams like Barnsley and Sunderland will be able to sustain their good form over a longer period, but they should finish in the play-offs. Peterborough away next week, top of the league and seemingly unstoppable, that'll be their first real test of how good they really are.

I'd be disappointed if we didn't win