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I would say that on the other hand, our team deserves to be welcomed on the pitch by our own fans. Maybe we can promise them a guard of honour at the end of the match, knowing full well that a pitch invasion would render such a plan almost impossible...

I think we can safely say Heisenberg has been triggered

Nasty challenge on Nugent please

I'm looking forward to the battle of the 8th place finishes at Wembley.

From their website http://www.fulhamfc.com/visit/matchday-at-the-cottage

Hope Derby suffer an agonising play-off defeat, the bastards. Fulham or Villa for me.

He has been dreadful for most of the season. Probably the most improved player though since Hughes has come in, so hopefully he can continue his good form into next season.

If we had something still to play for then my answer would be no. But it's best not to make them angry - it backfired on Swansea, it could backfire on us.

Just highlights what a great job Mark Hughes has done, because I'm sure some of the players, who were already demoralised, had similar thoughts a couple of weeks ago.

He would finally be right about us losing 1-0 being a "perfect performance" I still cannot believe he actually said that

Makes a nice change from ****ging their sisters, I suppose.

Where would this neutral venue be? Villa Park would probably be the best bet.

Andre Marriner is the referee for this one. Mike Dean is the 4th official

Macca and Boufal. Two very easy choices.

Who recently got banned?

I just hope we go for a white plain back instead of red.

Blocked that concept kits account ages ago. If I'm right, it's run by someone who is a complete and utter moron. He liked to bully little kids too, odd guy. Not sure if it's him though or someone else I'm thinking of.

Nobody's posted in here for a little while, thought I'd give it a little bump. Just a reminder that's it been 1 day since Puel last beat a top six team in the league.

We have Austin, Long, Carrillo, Gabbiadini, and Gallagher back next season too. Can't see all of them staying.

I'm sure Stoke would prefer Swansea to go down anyway rather than us. We're a bigger club and we would be more of a threat to their promotion chances.

Will there be a pitch invasion do you think after the game?

All we have to do is unleash Romeu, make sure he puts in a few tough challenges early doors, they'll stop playing after that, none of them will want to get injured for the World Cup.

I'm surprised they didn't pick Huddersfield v Arsenal for Wenger's last ever game.

I would take them winning 3-1 all day long