Pamplemousse

If we had something still to play for then my answer would be no. But it's best not to make them angry - it backfired on Swansea, it could backfire on us.

Just highlights what a great job Mark Hughes has done, because I'm sure some of the players, who were already demoralised, had similar thoughts a couple of weeks ago.

He would finally be right about us losing 1-0 being a "perfect performance" I still cannot believe he actually said that

Makes a nice change from ****ging their sisters, I suppose.

Where would this neutral venue be? Villa Park would probably be the best bet.

Andre Marriner is the referee for this one. Mike Dean is the 4th official

Macca and Boufal. Two very easy choices.

Who recently got banned?

I just hope we go for a white plain back instead of red.

Blocked that concept kits account ages ago. If I'm right, it's run by someone who is a complete and utter moron. He liked to bully little kids too, odd guy. Not sure if it's him though or someone else I'm thinking of.

Nobody's posted in here for a little while, thought I'd give it a little bump. Just a reminder that's it been 1 day since Puel last beat a top six team in the league.

We have Austin, Long, Carrillo, Gabbiadini, and Gallagher back next season too. Can't see all of them staying.

I'm sure Stoke would prefer Swansea to go down anyway rather than us. We're a bigger club and we would be more of a threat to their promotion chances.

Will there be a pitch invasion do you think after the game?

All we have to do is unleash Romeu, make sure he puts in a few tough challenges early doors, they'll stop playing after that, none of them will want to get injured for the World Cup.

I'm surprised they didn't pick Huddersfield v Arsenal for Wenger's last ever game.

I would take them winning 3-1 all day long

I wonder if Puel has saved his job with that win over a top six team?

HOW did that not go in???!

Lol Huddersfield player cleared the ball straight into Alonso's face and it went in the net! Hoped it hurt him.

Chelsea goal It's our old friend Alonso

I want Swansea to go down but it would be nice to have another team in the mix, seeing as we're not mathematically safe just yet.

1-0 Huddersfield

Who gives a **** what he thinks?

I was too young to remember the ones in the nineties. The first time I remember us flirting with relegation was in 2005 and we all know how that ended. Then we survived on the last day in 2008 and that was a great feeling. This one is a great escape though, after the Chelsea game many people thought we were goners. Add to that that we've relegated Stoke, the team with the worst set of fans in the league, West Brom, who relegated us in 2005, and (possibly) Swansea, who tried every dirty trick in the book (not necessarily the club, but certainly the city). I will let those older than me judge whether or not this is the best ever or not.