Pamplemousse

Live on BBC1, we need banners with Les Reed Out on them. The board have got off lightly, they won’t like being embarrassed on national TV.

It’s all Van Dijk’s fault.

No way are we going to beat Wigan next week

At least Gabbiadini will get 15 minutes at the end

Our only hope is Charlie Austin.

If we lose 6-0 and it gets him the sack then in the long run it might be for the best

None of these players are fit to wear the shirt. Just sell them all and rebuild in the Championship.

Goodbye, goodnight, P45 for Pellegrino at half time

Seriously, get Pied in the team. Cedric is dreadful.

We need a mass clear out. I don’t think I’ve ever disliked a set of players more than this squad.

Dear oh dear, this is utterly utterly dreadful. Does anyone in this cowardly team have any fight?

We are just so easy to play against.

Our weak CBs getting bullied by Dwight Gayle of all people. FFS. This is Les Reed’s legacy.

The one positive is that West Brom scored against us early on and we ended up winning. Just got to hope Newcastle go defensive and let us attack.

Well at least we have no option but to go attacking now

Christ almighty

http://streamspn.info/tv/nbcsn

At least Hojbjerg is back in. I think JWP is the right option for this game, bring Sims on for the last 30 mins. I'd have preferred Boufal to Tadic though, as inevitably Tadic will be played in the middle

Haha, poor VVD. Missed a sitter just before Man Utd made it 2-0. Lukaku bullying them.

Our best hope is for Man City to have qualified for the Champions League and their players saving themselves.

I had that feeling before the Everton game. And we did smash them

I don't know about others, but I'm really up for this match. I've just a funny feeling we are going to absolutely smash them. Yes, I will shortly go take some medication.

I'd love to see Pochettino take the England job at some point.

Remember, a draw is as good as a win. So come on you 0-0!!!!!

One for the stattos - when was the last time in the Premier League that we went the whole season without having won against one of the promoted teams? We're on 5 draws at the moment, so this is our last chance.