Pamplemousse

We're 9th in the table and one round away from a Wembley final. He's done wonders for us. If we can just work on converting our chances, we'll finish 6th or 7th again.

Loud renditions of 'We Don't Care About You' please from those making the trip

How we are playing is no worse than how we were playing last December. I'd say arguably we were worse 12 months ago.

What their kids want?! If I had told my dad as a kid that I wanted to go to Fratton Park I'd have been given a slap!

What kit will we be wearing?

We're still in the top half of the table.

We created chances, forced their keeper to make saves, all whilst playing against a team whose ONLY objective was to not concede. The result is not a disaster as some are trying to make out.

One team was trying to win, the other wasn't. J Rod missing an open goal again doesn't help either. NEW STRIKER NEEDED

We've played better than we did in the first half at Middlesbrough. As soon as they started to park the bus, there was less space for us. Of course it's going to be harder if we're the only team who is actively trying to win the game.

Stoke will park the bus, we will get a goal in the second half I reckon. Hopefully Alpine will come online shortly and scream Puel Out

Stoke fans really are the worst in the country.

Dusic ?

I'll happily defend JWP and he has played well this season but he had a terrible game on Sunday.

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/5icfu7/match_thread_2000_gmt_stoke_city_vs_southampton/

Shane Long v Glen Johnson should be amusing to watch

JWP over Clasie is a bit of a strange one. Martina worries me.

I'd take a draw but I really hope we can win.

Dalek I find genuinely amusing. alpine isn't on the wind up, he's being completely serious. Heisenberg is pretty boring in all honesty. MLG knows that he winds people up, which is why his posts are excellent.

He's not anonymous though. I'm sure most of us know his twitter account.

How many moderators are there?

Everton losing already Ho ho ho

A shame Corporate Ho doesn't post anymore

I'll quote you so VFTT can see your post and respond

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