Pamplemousse

All those fans who were screaming Cook Out have now got big greasy spoon from Southsea fried egg on their faces

Also, since when did qualifying for Europe equate to having the best fans? I think the fact that we had a higher attendance when we were in League 1 than when they were in the PL was the marker for that.

Another day, a new meme with a brand new Portsmyth

I've updated the map of all of the teams https://drive.google.com/open?id=15iJR0WBjDR4BeEx7PXTsHLnjQIA&usp=sharing Changed one or two that have switched venues for the group stages. Also added the Champions League teams, in case anyone wanted to start preparing for potential venues for the knockout rounds But if you don't want to see them then you can easily deselect them. Also, I didn't realise how close Be'er Sheva is to the Gaza Strip and the Egyptian border

Surely some mistake, how can we possibly be ahead of the skates?

We at least have money in hand to spend should we need signings in January. Whether we do indeed spend it is another matter...

That's where twitter comes in handy

We should have enough about us to finish in the top 10. I don't think anyone was realistically expecting us to finish higher than last season.

This is the only place they can get honest news about PFC without the spin

I will reserve judgement until October. I would have liked a signing or two today and think the squad is too light but we shall see.

Has anyone bought Martin O'Neill's house in Winchester?

Here's the away end

Ex-Saint Bevis Mugabi levels it up, 1-1 now

Winning 1-0 With none of the 250,000 bestest watching, there is no pressure on their shoulders and they can go out and perform free from any passionest booing.

Adam Blackmore is at The Valley but he'll only be giving updates on Solent

Another battling win, another three points closer to their deserved league title.

One has plenty of history, has the most passionate bestest fans and is well known for falling down rapidly. The other is Pompey.

Maradona reluctantly turned them down of course

Hahaha, moments ago they were playing boring passing football. Now on Twitter, it's delicious champagne football, they're the Barcelona of the South all of a sudden

They scored a penalty. This is definitely going to be their year

Suggestions from the blue few in Twitter that they play boring football. I disagree, they've been entertaining us Saints fans for quite a while now.

Parking the bus by the sounds of it. No reports of any boos though, so a step up from the last home game

That's quite some extreme differences. Boiling hot to freezing cold almost instantly.

What are the airport options for Astana, out of interest?

Apparently, being fan owned now means they are entitled to select the team and tactics