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Anyone seen the McCoy's advert? It's filmed at the back end of Fratton Park. But have a look at the colours they're wearing in the ad :lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAZNpfxf8FY

Ronald Koeman's red army (we hate Pompey) Ronald's Koeman's red army (we hate Pompey) repeat ad infinitum and don't forget to clap loads!

But the image above isn't taken from the live shot, it's taken from the replay afterwards. The camera angle was much lower than that

Is the winner not LGTL? According to this the goal time was 28.52 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30077226

The blue phew not happy on POL. They had to work out who Lee Holmes actually was, but when somebody pointed out he was dirty scummer then the pitchforks came out

I'd have him back. If Pellè gets injured we're doomed.

Aldershot losing at home to Eastleigh. If Eastleigh win, will that officially make them Hampshire's number 2 club? Shame the skates are currently winning in the fish derby

From POL Clutching at straws is an understatement

Here's one of his latest posts on POL He's still just as deluded as ever

I see they've also signed a player called Fish :lol

POL tonight...

I can confirm POL is in meltdown mode

Did we? I must have missed that. Or is Corpy coming up with more portsmyths And he has a message for us nutjobs Perhaps the 100,000th post should be a collection of Corp Ho's greatest posts

The Average Skate: Is Male Is Aged 60 or above Social grade is ABC1 (Which is upper, middle or lower midde-class) Lives in the South Coast region Leans politically to the extreme right Typical professions are in Home and Garden, Transport and Logistics and Military and Defence Favourite dish is Green Pea Soup Favourite hobbies are Bird Watching, Collecting and Video Games Favourite sports are Football and Sailing Have general interests in UK News, Science and Business and Finance Most likely pet is a Fish Shops at Lidl Wears brands like Craghoppers, Tu and Reebok Banks at NatWest Drives a Mazda Favourite film is Carlito's One Favourite TV Show Formula One at the BBC Favourite music artist is Hawkwind Favourite celebrity is Rolf Harris Reads The Telegraph and Radio Times

According to YouGov... The Average Saints fan is: Male Aged 60 or above Social grade is ABC1 (Which is upper, middle or lower midde-class) Lives in the South Coast region Leans politically to the right Typical professions are in Travel and Hospitality, Engineering and Mining Favourite dish is Sweet and Sour Spare Rib Favourite hobbies are Bird Watching, Gardening and Reading Favourite sports are Football and Cricket Have general interests in Business and Finance, Radio and International News Most likely pet is a Cat Shops at Waitrose Wears brands like Blue Harbour, Bench and Craghoppers Banks at Lloyds Drives an Alfa Romeo Favourite film is One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest Favourite TV Show is Bleak House Favourite music artist is The Moody Blues Favourite celebrity is Audrey Hepburn Reads The Guardian and Condé Nast Traveller You can see for yourself here: https://yougov.co.uk/profiler#/Southampton_F_C/demographics A fair reflection or not? For Portsmouth, their most likely pet? A fish! And their favourite celebrity is Rolf Harris https://yougov.co.uk/profiler#/Portsmouth_F_C/lifestyle

Italy v Croatia is live on ITV4. Potential to be very funny indeed if Pellè and Lovren both play

I'll go for 69-70

They're not happy over at POL Apart from that, a few were questioning Andy Awful's tactics and a load more were demanding that the board sign a load of new players. Nothing new there.

I don't care how much money they'd get from us, it would be worth it to spank them and put them back in their place. Let's not forget, we haven't beaten them since 2005! That's a record that needs to be put straight.

Hammond not even in the squad for Leicester. Nugent on the bench.

So... who's got some questions they'd like to ask?

Jamie Redknapp and most of the no-hopers that his father signed for us

Doesn't contain a whole bunch of clapping or references to hating Pompey so it won't get the Turkish seal of approval.