Cestrian Saint

1. Don't ever get involved with this joke of a football club.

What a ****ing joke. Back to square one! What is it about our club that attracts these ****s to come in and destroy our club.

I've never rated him. Always felt he's the weak link in the team.

That's us out in the 1st round then. lol

I read that he'd said the only club he would want to go to is Cardiff City. Can't see them being able to pay his wages though.

I'm negative because I don't think we're as good a team as everybody likes to think. I don't believe we'll be promoted this season.

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I'm more concerned about Swindon Town.

Very disappointed. We've not replaced Antonio or Waigo who both contributed well last season. When you look at the transfer activity of some of the other teams in L1 it makes you realise that getting out of this league isn't going to be as easy as some people think.

Bland! I'm guessing they went for black shorts and red socks so that they can be used with the home shirt if required.

If they have to wear a different strip surely they'll just wear the training kit?

A friend of mine's husband owns that place. I'll tell her to pass on your compliments. There's quite a few Saints fans in Chester. Next time we all meet up that's where we'll go to eat.

I live in Chester. What resteraunt were you in? I'll have to check it out.

Liking the look of that. Although would Agbonlahor be strong enough to play up front on his own, and is there enough fire power behind him as none of the three you've listed score many goals at club level.

It just looks messy to me. Like it's been created by a 15 year old in his bedroom. The old site looked much more professional.

After the humiliation yesterday and all the talk about the English team being made up of a bunch of great individuals that can't perform as a team made me think, I wonder if England would be better off picking a team made up of players who do not play for the top 5 clubs. So for a bit of fun, who would be your starting 11? I guess it makes Robert Green the No.1 choice in goal. Then you'd probably be looking at Paul Robinson. Gerrard would be eligible, Lampard wouldn't, so that would solve the age old Gerrard & Lampard can't play together problem and allow Gerrard to play in his best position - centre midfield. James Milner wide right, but who else for the midfield? Scott Parker, Ashley Young, Glen Johnson at right back. Stephen Warnock at left back. Matthew Upson as one of the centre backs but who for the other? Jagielka? Then there's the million dollar question... Who do you play up front? Bent, Cole, Agbonlahor, Beattie???

Redknapp would get my vote, although I doubt he'd be up for it as there's no brown envelopes & transfers involved in international football. That said, I'm sure that dodgy bastard would find a way of getting a couple of Africans in the England team.

Love the site. Hate the new look.

No I certainly was not. Far too many car salesmen are the scum of the earth. The amount of smarmy bastards I had to encounter whilst looking for a new car was shocking. The insincerity and lies told by many of them was enough to make you sick. Those ****s would sell their own mother! Interesting to see your comment about kidding myself if I think the Seat has the same quality parts as the Audi. One look under the bonnet reveals that many of the parts are identical to those in the Audi. The Ibiza is the car I wanted as it offered far better value for money than an Audi or VW, with the same level of build quality. The choice of dealers is very important as the car has to go back there for service or warranty work if required. Convenience plays a big part in things. I wouldn't want to be taking my Audi to a dealer 50 miles away every time it needed a service & I certainly wouldn't want to buy it elsewhere and take it for service with the dealer who treated me like ****. I got the car I wanted from a local dealer who offered excellent service.

Exactly. I very much doubt that the paint is thicker on an Audi than on a Seat. The VW group are running the company in two halves these days. Under one banner you've got VW and Skoda, and under the other you've got Audi and Seat. They are keen to raise the profile of Seat outside mainland Europe and are making the cars more sporty and stylish to appeal to a younger audience. The thing that convinced me to buy a Seat over an Audi was the level of service from the dealer. The two Audi dealers I visited were complete ****s. I was ignored, had to ask for help and then treated like I was a piece of **** on the salesman's shoe. The testdrive in an A3 lasted less than 10 mins and I did under 5 miles in the car. The Seat dealer lent me the car for 24 hours, didn't pressure me at all and made the whole process far more enjoyable. A rare thing in car sales these days.

The only thing that Audi are better at is marketing the product. By the looks of things you've been suckered.

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My starting 11 before the tournament began would have been... Hart Johnson Terry Dawson A. Cole Lennon Lampard Barry J. Cole Gerrard Rooney It's still the side I'd like to see Fabio have the ******** to play. 18 months ago I really thought he would bring change to the England team. All I see is a man whose lost his bottle and gone for the safe option. His treatment of Robert Green is disgraceful. How many premiership managers drop their keeper for making one mistake?... None! All keepers make mistakes. David James didn't earn the nickname 'Calamity' without good reason. Joe Hart is obviously the future England keeper, so why not put him in now so that he can make the place his own for the next 10-15 years? We look like a different side when Joe Cole plays. I don't understand why Capello has ignored him so far. Rooney has said he'd rather play up front on his own with Gerrard behind him, so why not do it? Capello's big mistake was not taking Theo. At least he would have given us something different when things were not going our way. All we've got is players who are too similar.

Perry Groves... lol

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