Cestrian Saint

Did nobody ask him why he's such a ****?

Saints withdrew the offer because MoN decided that he would like the job after all, so NC phoned Adkins and told him to **** off. No sooner had he put the phone down it rang again. It was Kevin Keegan. He said that he had Alan Shearer with him and they also wanted to accept the job. Text messages from Zola and Phil Brown also arrived accepting the post. Poor old Cortese's head was in such a spin the he did the only thing that he could do and offered all of them the job. We'll be the first English club with a 6 tier management system, which has proved so succesful in Italy and Azerbaijan. Oh, I forgot to mention that Steve Coppell is the new DoF. You may think this is BS, but let's be honest, anything could happen at Saints. We're the laughing stock of the league. It's like a bloody soap opera. I'm off

Cortese is Rupert Lowe in disguise!

Don't want Adkins. The whole thing has the same feel as when we appointed Paul Sturrock and look what happened then!

Here we go again. This reminds me of the time we appointed Paul Sturrock.....

Phil Brown is a ***** with no man management skills.

Familiar face. Inspired choice... Keegan! Yawn. Bored of all this **** now.

I've got no criticism of AP because he did nothing wrong and should still be our manager. He delivered our first piece of silverware for over 30 years! If you want to start a Nicola Cortese criticism threan then I'll be happy to contribute to that.

Didn't Brown totally lose the dressing room at Hull by making the players stay out on the pitch at half time following a poor first half performance. That's just the sort of tactics we need isn't it? F*cking knob. How to manage and motivate by Phil Brown. Tit!

Today's result would have never happened if AP was still here. Well done NC, you ****!

I knew there'd be a problem as soon as it was announced that we were'nt wearing stripes this season.

Adkins was a guest on a Sky Sports show on Friday evening. They were talking about Southampton and asked him directly 'So are you going there then?' With the style of a politician he skirted the question completely. Didn't say yes or no.

Zola can **** off.

Klinsmann??? NO!

Phil Brown Zola Paul Hart Iain Dowie Chris Coleman Tony Mowbray Eddie Howe Gary Megson Alan Shearer Kevin Blackwell Tony Adams Paul Tisdale Gareth Southgate Chris Coleman Paul Ince Paul Jewell

I refuse to spend another penny with the club. NC is a bigger **** than RL.

If I ever meet NC I swear I will kick **** out of the ******!

NC. You are a ****!

Paul Hart. FFS. I swear not a penny of my money will be spent at the club if that **** is appointed!

Just wondered what the fans reaction to NC will be like on Tuesday? Will people boycott the game? Will the fans chants and songs be aimed directly at him, or will they let it lie and get behind the team?

We'll get knocked out. FACT!

Good Luck Alan. I'm sure you will be back in work soon with a club and chairman that will give you the credit you deserve. I wish you every success in the future and will love it when you show NC what a mistake he's made by letting you go. You always conducted yourself well to the press and the fans. There's certain people at this club who could learn a thing or two from you. Thanks for everything you did. You made following Saints enjoyable once more. Now we wait and see what happens.

Cortese is a ****. The club is once again a laughing stock. I've followed saints all my life and I'm tired of this ****.

1. You must a complete **** to even consider working for this joke of a football club.

Once again we are a laughing stock. If it's that ***** Zola then I'm off. What makes him better than Pardew to take the club forward. He's shown that he's not good enough by the mess he made of WHU.