Is this going to be like the soldiers on horses 1 foot in the air died in battle 2 feet in the air got sent off type of thing? Benali would have to have a cape and a couple of wires with arms and legs aloft.
Why has nobody looked at the original plans found out where the staff rec room was and Posted it up ?
If anybody actually thought about it the Staff room would not normally be in a good position so a view of the pitch is unlikely.