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You would make a good Premier legue ref with that degree of error

Probably because this is technically good news and as Alpine has resurfaced after the last win everybody is depressed looking for the ****ty end of the stick to hold

Cheers for the literacy lesson but at my time 03:50 in the morning of posting it's not that bad

Bang your dead

That is 2 at the back 3 in midfield and 5 upfront the ploy might actually work

If that was the case surely people would go to a concert and not a football match

There are four distinct IOW Accents East is Pompey West is New forest North Central is Southampton South Central is French and biting you on the arse is considered foreplay.

Dalek will have a collection of every single post fact non fact and rumour regarding this he is the font of all knowledge regarding the impending return of Glenda

They probably believe that they should get parachute payements from the 5th airborne division because they supported the boys in the Second World War.

That will be Love thy Neighbour your watching then

Don't call Dalek Jesus he is just a naughty boy.

Of course Women are not up to the job what do they know about football apart from how to wash and iron the dirty kit?

To people of a certain age that is more the Vision on Frog than ned flanders with a hard on

Thequestion should be who will we get and it will either be Fat Sam after he saves Sunderland or Alan Pardew after he has taken CP to the edge of Europe and they start stagnating there.

Anybody with a world cup winners medal should make the list.

Tarragona a lovely place I think that was the first time I got taken to a brothel the 777 club on the way to the docks They hasd a festival in town for a week where every night they threw a different foodstuff. Eggs tomatoes sugar the main square was a right mess afterwards.

Is this because his leg is broken or he really cannot use his right foot?

that will be 14 for the 1976 FA Cup Album

Looking at that table my "super computer brain" could have picked those teams at the beginning of the season based on last years results Chelsea Man City Arsenal and Man Utd as the top four and then factored in the results so far this season and moved a few teams around come up with the same thing. It will have no resemblance to the table at the end of the season you heard it here first.

a 118" TV what make and model is that I want one as my eyes are failing

I won't get any shopping in anything as I send a housemaid to go and get it all anyway

The town I live in the Philippines has banned plastic bags altogether. You have to take your own or buy a bag for life at the till in every shop. So dont come the "its only us doing this why the hell should we card" If you are organised it can be done cold boxes for the fresh meat and fish and paper bags for everything else.

Undercutting the pompey pikeys already they were going to charge 4p a bag. NB go to Fujeirah and empty the blue plastic bag trees as well will be a Peso millionaire within the month.

Well the Rogers sacking has taken the heat off Jose's meltdown not a word to be found about it apart from the Chelsea board met and have not removed him from his position.

Its the smothering of the opposition fans with the leg blankets that always gets em.