Dave Benson Phillips

Do a collection on here, someone get a memento from the fans ala Dodd and invite him back for the Reading game and present it to him at half-time. The chances of the club supporting this idea though, are next to none.

I still think players will leave regardless. If someone comes in for a reasonable offer for Lallana this season, he will leave. Even if Cortese tries to dig his heels in, if a player wants to leave, you are never going to stop them. Time for a reality check again... We are a League 1 team.

Nice. He was legless.

What evidence do you have that we have a Chairman who won't sell our wonder kids?

Funny that when Lowe tinkered around with something different, he was slaughtered. The U21 concept will work... as long as we have a strong group of players who are U21. If 20 of our first-team squad are over 21, then some players could go months without a competetive game.

The first installment hasn't come out yet, I am worried they have forgot about me.

Inbox me their names. These *****es need poking.

I haven't got mine yet.

Turkish Both of them birds sound quite fit on my voicemail, especially the one that says she is pregnant with my puppies. Are they fair game? They left their numbers so can I attack them ( sexually, not punch them ) ?

You seem to have mood swings. One voicemail would be " Hi Stu, it's 'Turkish' , just wondering what you are up to, give me a call " , and then 5 minutes later it was " Stu you fat f*cking c*nt pick up the phone you tubby little c*nt!!!! "

Of course not. What were these birds that I have on my voicemail simulating sex like?

Homophobia. Admin breaking his own rules by laughing at gays. Oh the irony.

An immense weekend of drinking, fighting, relationship break-ups and drunken calls from Turkish and lady friends of his. Will be hard to top this action-packed weekend.

Considering the game which will attract our biggest gate of the season is already on general sale, I can't see it having anything to do with home games. ( If it is then they have dropped yet anothe B*llock by putting the Bournemouth game on general sale and completely devalueing memberships ) I believe that memberships will be for away games and a guaranteed seat to any Wembley trips we might be lucky enough to have. That really is the only now they can add value to a membership.

Benjii I am sorry but currently have no information with regards to any membership schemes. Regards D Luker

Trust me, he means it. :-)

One of my more recent ex-girlfriends Mum owns the Tudor now. For that reason, I shall not be drinking in there.

Is that your weekend planned then? Wouldn't surprise me. You just forgot to add in on each day... " Posting on Saintsweb pretending to be in the Navy "

Argentinian U18 International. Nice.

I forgot to add that I will also be ruining and violating the new ***** who used to have a boyfriend. Easy easy easy.

He's a c*nt ( a good looking one though ) .

Romsey is my manor, if I see you playing up, I will infract you.

That was quite believable until I saw what you were doing on Saturday.

I think it is about time this returned, if nothing else then to let you all know just how exciting and fun-packed my weekend is in comparison to yours. Friday: Bedes Lea Tavern for a few cheeky ones. Saturday: Beggars Fair - All day session, retiring back the Bedes before the carnage sets in. Sunday: All day out at sea on a 400bhp 70mph Rib smashing it round the Isle of Wight. You wish you were me.