Lighthouse

Would you be saying that if he’d never played for us?

I think Forte had a few caps for Barbados.

Whilst I understand the sentiment, I wouldn't f**k around with a defence which has finally found its way to conceding just once in two games, and from a set piece no less.

From our current team I'd have Bazunu, KWP and probably Sully (over Guly, not Sharp). The rest would be 100% 2011/12, even Fox who was an assist machine and I swear not AS bad as Manning defensively.

Really? I saw a dirty, niggly side who knew they would be outclassed, committed lots of fouls and the ref. Didn’t buy their protests.

Clean. F**king. Sheet! It wasn’t pretty and Stoke were absolutely garbage and we should have put them to bed long ago, but you’ll take any three points. Bednarek, THB, Downes, KWP, Sully and Bazunu all excellent.

That’s not a foul by Manning but f**k me, if giving the ball away was a national sport…

It isn’t.

Oh goody, Aribo.

That’s not a penalty, STFU ‘tator’s. They ran into the same space from different angles and collided with each other.

Nah, that was definitely on target and came off his head.

Sorry, thought I’d add a bit of a variety.

He’ll be feeling a Great Depression with his performance so far.

What are you drinking?

I hear he’s about to sign for Chelsea (I think that meme is older than one of Stoke’s players).

They’re chalking up bookings now, f**king run at them!

Kaboosh! James Ward-Who?

We keep playing it into KWP’s feet when there’re acres of space in front of him. He’s done a lot more than Alcaraz.

Everyone moaning about Sully defensively but that’s a great clearance, got a good 50 yards on it.

At 3 days, I was really into boobs and sh*tting my pants. I think I'm starting to get a lid on the latter.

Is it? I've never heard a single Saints fan mention the lightbulbs on the Itchen Bridge before. I guess we can add it to our problem list, along with disabled parking badges and the Nationwide on Above Bar St.

Congratulations Wiggles! I actually used to be a baby myself, so if you need any advice let me know.

I'd have put Charles in for Smallbone personally, but I'm certainly not going to complain about finally having some continuity.

That’s actually the reason it’s there, so planes don’t smack into it. I think the rule is a red light every 150ft for buildings above a certain height but I can’t be sure on that.

VAR did its job perfectly yesterday. The goal was wrongly given offside by the on field lino, without VAR it ends there and the net result is the same - no Liverpool goal. VAR then proved that the goal should have stood but was basically ignored.