Lighthouse

It’s the kind of f**k up which changes games pretty much every week, without VAR, but everyone loses their mind when it happens once with VAR. As I’ve always said, the technology isn’t the problem, it’s the idiots using it.

For months I’ve been reading about how a proper keeper screams at his defenders, gets them organised and the fact that they’ve been so awful is partly his fault. You can’t have it both ways, if he’s had a quiet game with not much to do, he must have done an exceptional job of screaming at his defenders and organising them.

Correct, it was Leeds.

Ha!

First goal he was implying was offside, bemoaning the lack of VAR. The second he said Smallbone should have been sent off a few minutes before and he was also going on about the 30 seconds injury procedure.

Farke going to town on the officials and saying Leeds were unlucky. I think we've seen enough of that from our own managers to know it's not gonig to go down well.

Did absolutely nothing wrong today and his distribution was excellent.

Well f**k me if it isn't a cold, wet, October, Tuesday night away at Stoke. The graveyard of Messi, Neymar, Mbappe and every other footballer who isn't a great, big, hairy, northern lard arse. Somehow we're live on Sky again, we seem to be getting more air time than anyone in the country this season.

Christ, Bree got mugged right off there, lucky to get away with that.

There goes the clean sheet.

It’s hard to say as Leeds have been so pedestrian. I’m sure a better performance would have punished us more.

Cracking half. Alcaraz needs to come off though, he’s not doing much other than look like getting sent off.

What a ball that is from Baz to KWP.

Why? A couple of players including Smallbone and Alcaraz look determined to go for an early bath together. No need for it when you’re 3-0 up.

And we’ve still got Holgate on the bench And we’ve still got Holgate on the bench ….

F**k me, what the hell!?

No sooner have I said it he makes a perfectly times run and pulls it back for Smallbone to score.

Same as always, lots of running with his head down.

We need to mark Somerville better, don’t leave him this way.

Stupid yellow for Smallbone after a Sully does his Walcott impression.

Belting free kick from Somerville, no keeping them out.

Kaboosh!

Right, let’s see how much of this I can stomach before turning over to watch golf. I’m betting 23 minutes.

We can call it ‘Kelvin and Perry Go Large’.

The poll was deleted accidentally, so apologies for that. On the other hand a poll asking if you want the manager sacked, immediately after a fourth successive defeat, is quite clearly only going to go massively in one direction, to the point that there’s very little point in having it.