Lighthouse

Nope, he was finished and had to go, apparently. His last four games were a win at Bournemouth, a draw against Arsenal (who were smashing everyone back then), a 1-0 defeat at Palace and the Newcastle game which could have been 2-2 on another day.

Really? I just can’t begin to care about them. Just useless.

Even if that goal had been given, I’d have vehemently disagreed with that. Give me Lavia and ABK over Bednarek and Walcott any day.

I’d have brought bollards on ahead of Aribo.

He has one goal, a penalty, in 23 Championship appearances this season. No thanks, we clung to him for far too long.

Christ, that’s the worst marking I’ve ever seen.

Orsic, thank god we coughed up the extra dough to get him in the door.

Not to send DCC off?

Absolute w**ker, what was he thinking?!

Think Adams at Molyneux but in our own six yard box.

Having thundered the offside chance into the bottom corner, Mara…

Watching those celebrations, there is a small part of me who wants Grimsby to go through. At the risk of being condescending, it would mean a lot for them to go through and get a trip to a properly big team. We’ll just limply dribble out of the competition against anyone we play in the next round.

How did it take so long to check something so obvious.

Orsic and Orsi being on the pitch is mildly irritating.

We’re doing fine, there’s nothing to get upset about yet.

He will do neither. Most likely it’ll be a West Ham, Leicester, Villa or Everton level club with possibly a moderate pay rise.

The Spy who asked for my Explicit Consent.

They’ll be delighted to see us go down, three wins here in eleven league visits since our promotion.

WTF?! He plays for Spurs and why are you obsessing over clean sheets, as opposed to actual goals conceded? Your metric could be used to prove that a 0-9 and a 0-0 were better than the 2-1 against Chelsea and 1-1 against Arsenal. Forster is not an improvement, just another name in the sorry list of substandard ‘keepers we’ve had since promotion.

So Forster conceded 1.8 goals per game, Baz concedes 1.7.

Last year Forster played in the 3-0 loss at Brentford, the 0-6 against Chelsea, 1-4 against Man City, 0-2 against Burnley and 1-2 at home to Watford. We weren’t better with him in the team.

If Forster had been in goal, he would still be diving for Firpo’s shot right now. He’s actually a pretty good metaphor for Saints in that he will go down eventually, it just takes seven years.

It’s really tricky trying to park anywhere near the Saudi embassy on a Monday morning.

Because no manager who’s worth anything would agree to Jack in a decent, stable wage in the Championship for a high risk, one year deal.

The lunatics on Gumtree, I’ve literally had the exact same exchange with five people this week: "Hello, is this still available?" "Hi, yes it’s available." Never hear from them again. I’m sorry, I didn’t realise that was a pub quiz question, I thought you wanted to buy it.