Lighthouse

Prawn sandwiches?

Saganowski - 4 was properly non-conformist.

If it were up to me I'd make 1 a winger or something, just to mess with people.

Good that we've topped up the tattoo quota within the squad. Was looking a bit thin with Bertrand and Ings leaving.

Not really, Tella and Walcott I’m sure are seen very much as forward options. I’d happily see the back of Ireland’s finest goal machines.

Official now, on Twitter.

Why so lazy?

Bit bland and dull for me, probably wont bother bidding.

12 goals, level with Wood and two ahead of Benteke but yeah, if you say so.

What do you mean ‘excuse’? Have you had a cursory glance at the clubs finances, clearing all those players is needed to break even on wages, not go on some massive spending spree.

I can’t help but feel this discussion would be a lot less tedious if some people could just accept that other people are against the basic principle of compelled speech/expression. The stubbornness on this issue really isn’t getting us anywhere.

I think the phrase ‘gay prawn’ may have arisen from someone’s autocorrect.

Are they sandwiches made from gay prawns or gay sandwiches, which constrain prawns? I never figured that out.

To the tune of Avicii’s Hey Brother: Hey Broja There's an endless road to re-discover Hey Broja Do you still believe in love I wonder? Oh, if the sky comes falling down, for you There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do

We set ‘the asset’ round to his house to neutralise him. He knew too much.

If anyone offered that I’d drive Jan there myself. Ings, JWP, Romeu, KWP, Armstrong and arguably Adams we’re our better players last season and the reason we finished 15th and not relegated. A whole team of Bednarek’s standard would go down.

Even leaving aside the fact that Ings has only once got close to 20 Premier League goals, I do wish people wouldn't make predictions based on the assumption that we take him out the team and play every game with ten men next season. We're clearly looking at bring options in, if we can find a striker who will score ten and another who will score five, we've comfortably replaced Ings' contribution. It's not a guarantee but neither is it a mountainous obstacle.

I was talking about doing it legally, as opposed to finding loop holes which you keep quiet about. Why anyone would spend ten days locked in a hotel in Heathrow when they could be drinking their way through the bars of Riga and Bratislava for a quarter of the price, I've no idea.

I don't get why there is anyone in these quarantine hotels. The rule applies if you've been in a red list country in the last ten days, for which the quarantine is also ten days. So why not fly from the red list country to somewhere else on the amber/green list who will let you in and stay there for ten days? £2,300 would cover your flights and a pretty awesome hotel, depending on where you go.

See, my curse is working already and the teams haven’t even been announced.

A reliable source tells me we’re looking at 22 year old Japan international Ayase Ueda as Ings replacement. He plays for Kashima Antlers. I’m sorry, I won’t do it again.

Rodgers is obviously a decent manager but personally I’d want to see how he copes with McCarthy, Long and Redmond instead of Schmeichel, Vardy and Maddison.

You can base something on the fact that Shane f**king Long is apparently a regular fixture in the squad again.

Upbeat and confident, I think he may have just re-tiled his bathroom really well.