Lighthouse

This Brigadier is a bit up himself. Still fingers crossed on the vaccine.

I achieved full erection just reading that. Rule Britannia! 💂‍♀️

Of course he has, that’s a default media answer for any player out on loan. Ralph is hardly going to say he’s crap and he’s finished here, that just puts us in no place to bargain with other clubs. True a hat trick against Motherwell won’t exactly harm his reputation but it’s of little help either. It no different to Sims suddenly looking decent in League 1 or Boufal in Ligue 1.

It’s going to be Arsenal’s... ah never mind.

The second half has been dull AF overall.

They’re looking thoroughly lacklustre against Leicester so far.

How about you do it by feet position, then there’s no dotted lines involved, and you use thick blue/red lines. If the lines touch or overlap in anyway then the attacker is onside by ‘umpires decision’ I.e. you need a clear gap between the lines to be offside.

No, Batman is Karl Dönitz.

True but Goebbels was the one who poisoned his children, as well as his wife and himself.

You’re thinking of the Goebbels’. Besides, I don’t think Trump would do anything that noble. He seems more like a Bormann or Eichmann type, he’ll try and do a runner and be sentenced to death in absentia.

I'm not normally one to laugh at people with mental health issues but Trump's tweets are getting increasingly off the wall. "BAD THINGS HAPPENED!" "I WON THIS ELECTION BY A LOT!" I'm amazed that (half of) an apparently educated nation can see him as anything other than a lunatic.

If you think Biden is a socialist you are misinformed.

Wandering around the Sistine Chapel?

I love watching her whenever there’s a Trump press conference. She walks out with a fake ‘miss USA’ pageant smile, then it slips for a second and she puts on a look of absolute thunder. Poor girl, all she wanted was a sugar daddy.

There’s precious little loyalty in politics. Now his presidency is on its death bed, he ceases to be useful to people’s own careers. Even the most hardcore republican politicians aren’t as blinkered as Trump’s gun-toting, inbred fan base.

I’m not sure he makes 1/4 billion dollar business deals based on six games of decent form.

I think Vokins was described as have a ‘knock’ so if he’s fit then I’d have him in, assuming RB isn’t fit. The only other dilemma is Redmond/Djenny

If there’re two fixtures we never win they’re Everton away and Man Utd at home.

Vardy won the league with a broken hand and Lee Barnard... actually let’s not get into that. Anyway, this is a good omen.

As much as I’d like us to stay top for a couple of weeks, seeing United lose again would be just too funny. Also, Spurs are going to beat West Brom anyway so it doesn’t really matter.

I think and hope we’ve gone back to our Poch and first Koeman season ability to get the job done, often unspectacularly, against teams around and below us in the table. Aside from beating City in the first lockdown I don’t think we’ve done anything particularly special yet, so I won’t get too carried away until we beat a couple more of the ‘big six’ Leicester, Wolves etc.

I think we’re top of the league outright since the Covid restart or possibly a point or two behind City

A lot of Americans seem to be tweeting this at Donald Trump. Terrible literacy standards over there.

So we need: Wolves to win at Leicester by three goals or fewer Liverpool to lose at City Spurs not to to win at West Brom Everton not to beat Man Utd In order to stay here for a couple of weeks.

No but I scared the sh*te out of the dog when Armstrong scored.