Lighthouse

I think it's the recession. We seem to be pushing out the cheapest crap imaginable and labeling that entertainment. Geordie Shore and the like probably replaces Big Brother as lowest of the low, but even on the major channels there's a lot of crap. Endless cookery shows and dancing/singing tallent contests. X-Factor must be every producers wet dream. Cowell and Cole's wages must be by far the biggest expense on that. All you need is TV studio with some bright lights and a bunch of half-tallented half-wits. I don't honnestly know how to feel about these shows. Half of me is really irritated, the other half is just plain astonished about how any human being can be entertained by such dross. They've been doing XF in various guises for well over a decade now and yet still people tune in religiously to find out which HMV checkout assistant will be completely forgotten about in 18 months* time. *It would be 4 months but for some reason we've now got 'Dagenham Stacy' advertising Iceland and Jedward on the Eurovision F**king Song Contest. The paralympics of the music industry. P.S. Mr Cowell, on the off chance you are reading this; yes you're right. There are tallented singers out there. There is a world of difference between being a half decent singer and being a musician. There is a reason people like Olly Murs, JLS and Alexandra Burke were undiscovered. They're crap. JLS are just an pointless rehash of Blue, Westlife, Five and all the other boy bands we got bored with in 2003. Burke apparently needs a covered version of Boney M to get a hit and Olly Murs is possibly the most BORING entity I have ever been exposed to.

She's Danish, but I like your thinking.

Good, because we're pronoucing his name wrong anyway. It's Fonte as in font. What you stick babies in. We need to be careful or this could end up like Delgado's birthday.

1. Pompey 2. Brighton -------------- 3. Reading 4. Hull 5. Cardiff 6. Leicester -------------

Good stuff, would hate for Lee Holmes to get lonely.

Shame, I might have been able to help you.

Could reach French airspace by Thursday according to the Mail. Not sure this really counts as an immigrant, but they're pretty unhappy about it. Stuff doesn't get much more awesome than volcano lightning

The alternatives being Wigan, Blackburn and Wolverhampton?

How could you post that without rule 1 FFS!!

I once made a hole in a grape and f**ked that.

And yet you chose to dismiss the possibility of ghosts simply because you don't have the scientific knowledge to explain them.

All the while neanderthal MLG was confidentally telling other neanderthals thunder didn't exist and they were foolish to believe in it.

I doubt that many players are going to stick around for a midweek trip to Metalist Kharkhiv.

Scarborough on holiday this year it is then.

Again with the 'mankind has a complete and comprehensive knowledge of everything in the universe' routine. I said maybe. It's a possibility based on a sh*t load of weird stuff we can't understand. I've no idea, so I'm not going to get dragged into another 'God' debate.

Mediums, psychics, seances etc are all complete bull. It's pretty much common, there have even been numerous books, documentaries etc. on how it's done. Yet for some reason people still flock to circus shows by con artist like Derek Accorah and Psychic Sally. I know some people suffer very badly from the loss of a loved one, but it doesn't excuse them from complete idiocy. You might as well ask a tin of beans if you're loved one's are at peace. As for ghosts. There's probably something in it, by way of science we cannot yet explain. Maybe when people die suddenly, violently and/or unexpectedly there is some form of weird energy released.

I can't see hundreds of Saints fans booing, cursing and chucking bottles at 'Olly at SMS next season some how.

Fergie quitting live on the pitch?

Premier League? Mr Holloway, I have to inform you that you are infact having a laugh!

Wow. Even as a neutral that was truly gripping. Premier League? Ian Holloway! You are officially having a laugh!!! Brum surely the favourites for next season.

Wow. SSN... Just wow.

Well, we can add Stoke to the list of teams who sing OWTS better than us .

No feckin way....

4 teams seperated by 2 goals? Feck, I thought our last day drop was intense. At least we knew it was game over when West Brom took the lead. Spuds score. Suddenly Wolves are safe again.

@ Merson on SSN.