Lighthouse

I'd love to be 1 goal ahead going into the last 5 minutes of all our remaining games. Might kill off a few fans though. Posh save pen. Bugger.

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Carlisle doing us a small favour.

Had my lucky you know what. COYS!!

Can't see why anyone would want a Posh win. They may be 3 points behind, but have by far the easier run in. Posh haven't got a tricky fixture in any of their last 5 games, a trip to Orient being perhaps the toughest, with 3 home bankers in there too. Udders have trips to Brighton, Charlton and MK. Can't really see more than 8 points for Udders in their last 5. I'd say Posh look good for 13.

Posh winning. Not the end of the world I guess.

Haha! Preston and Carlisle score!

That live league table is giving me a stiffy. Can we not have full time now please?

One way of getting iron in your diet I suppose.

My lucky dump is brewing nicely. Going to hang around until half time, don't want to use all our luck up at the start.

I suppose 2/3 isn't bad.

I hope he's back soon. We really struggle to win when he's missing and we never play well.

Kelvin is the present, Bart is the future. Wright is neither. He was great in '08 and I wish we'd signed him then, but now we don't need a 'keeper and if we did I'm sure we'd get one younger.

Webber sets the pace in Friday practice. Button and Hamilton are second and third with Vettel 4th. Rain highly likely to affect the weekend at some point.

The plane came down much further South of Barbados, somewhere near the equator.

Pompey online? I'm sure they dream of playing at SMS.

Most drunks are highly suggestible. You should take a picture of your todger and PM it to Turkish.

What's the best Lambert and Barnard have managed in the Championship?

That's quite a disturbing thought process you've got there. Well done.

He's done it in the NpC before, he's only 25 so he can do it again. I don't see why Pompey fans wouldn't rate him. His 12 goals so far this season is comparable to Barnards 14 or Lamberts 17 (probably 5 pens in there too). Especially bearing in mind Pompey are pretty average (have scored 50 goals compared to our 70). If he's available on a free, I think he would be a decent signing. I'm not too sure who you think we're going to get. A team newly promoted to the Championship is hardly going to attract Premier League players. I think we need a reality check here. IF we go up, we wont be a big fish in a little pond. There are plenty of similarly sized clubs like Leicester, Derby, Reading and whoever misses out on promotion from Leeds, Norwich, Cardiff, Forest and Swansea.

Think Beatts is one of those players who just needs a little loving (that and not playing top division football). Would be a great alternative to Lambert if we go up (and we will need options up front). I'd love it if we could get Beattie and Nugent on sensible wages. Especially as their would be bugger all involved in transfer fees. Beatts, Nugent, Barny and Lambert up front in NpC... I've just made a mess in my pants.

I did that and it just said "yourself". I tried it saying I wasn't a real character and it said I was Eddie the Head from Iron Maiden. It guessed a couple of random youtube personalities too.

Shakhtar are a seriously good team. It's a shame they had to draw the best team in the competition as I reckon they'd have given Man Utd or Chelsea a run for their money. They've already won Arsenal's group and are 12 points clear at the top of the Ukrainian Premier League. Should be a good game though, if they can keep it to a 1 goal deficit at the Nou Camp, their home form is formidable.

All important jobs, but not half as important as the chairman. Gladys the toilet cleaner... She could turn up to work, take a dump in a sink, wipe it around the walls, tip a few bottles of Cif on the floor and scream obscenities at the stewards. It still wouldn't have any major effect on the club. It's the same with Bob the pie man, Steve the groundsman, Jim the scout etc. They can all get it wrong without majorly effecting the club. The worst that can happen is a few cold pies, a lumpy pitch and we sign some no-hoper for Slovenia who leaves after 3 weeks. Think we've hijacked this thread enough. I don't see a problem with people singing Cortese's name if they want.