Lighthouse

You can be savaged by an animal.

Paul dickov

Who names their daughter after dried out grassland.

He once replaced Nicholas Anelka. Strange world...

Not always a solution. There are some pretty tough golf clubs round where I live.

Deppo and Turkish are separate accounts used by the same person. I know her in real life. She is serious messed up.

First thing I bought (was 17 and worked in one of those crappy 2 for 1 restaurants) was a ticket to Saints against Plymuff. Didn't really feel like a man, unless it was a Saudi Arabian barman, because I was bored off my tits.

Anyone got any of these, or any other warm damp sh*t in their house? I've got half a mind to get something like this in my house in the (rather distant) future and I was wondering what they are like in terms of cost and practicality to install and maintain. P.s. For those of you who like to discuss black Jewish homosexuals adopting transexual disabled babies, I'm sorry to have interrupted your evening.

Gay people do have SOME musical taste you know. Just because RSF are a bit fruity, doesn't mean all the other fruity people like them ya know.

Let's play Cluedo.

The English national team is of course massively racist. Cole, Johnson, Defoe, Lennon, SWP... What planet are they on? 92% of the uk population is white, so from now on only one dark chap on the pitch please. We also need to have 5 women on the pitch too. Obviously we can only have 5 men, we don't want any favouritism here, so the 11th player can be a tranny (assuming Turkish is okay with this). As for the kit, I think some form of sequined leotard will embrace the gay aspect of our community, as well as a Burberry hat to represent the chavies.

Precisely.

If I discovered a girl I was going out with was a bloke I'd be pretty horrified, so I agree that the deception side of it is wrong. I was referring to the concept of cross dressing in general.

I agree entirely with that second bit. Hypocrisy and religion seem to go hand in hand a lot of the time. I don't see any reason why you couldn't have a big ceremony with a civil partnership though. The only thing you couldn't really do is have it in a church. If you take religion out of the equation, a church is just a draughty, dimly lit old building so it's hardly essential to a ceremony. It seems to me like more and more weddings don't happen in a church these days anyway. A lot of people seem to get hitched on beaches in the Maldives, alpine villages or Swan-ky Hotels.

What people get up to in private really isn't much of an issue I'd say. If you like dressing up as a bird and hanging around gay bars, dodgy nightclubs or whatever then it's your choice. Strikes me as weird, but then as long as nobody is getting hurt I'm fairly unjudgemental (is that a word? I kind of like it) Does it bother you Turkish?

It seems odd to me that a gay couple will want to get 'married' as opposed to a civil partnership. Surely they are the same thing, other than marriage being more of a religious ceremony and a civil partnership just being a social joining. It seems especially odd when you consider many religious types are anti-gay and I'm sure there many reasons in the Bible (I've never read it) why gay people shouldn't get married. It kind of like a black family wanting to live in Britain. Not a problem. But a black family saying we want to live in Britain with an official blessing from Combat 18? That's a bit odd* *I'm not saying the Church of England are like Combat 18. I know a few on here like to take metaphors incredibly literally.

*Griffit.

Size was great, I wish we'd kept him. Think he even told the Dutch media he would have loved to sign for us. When you consider we started last season with Perry, Lancs and Thomas before Jaidi and Trotman joined, I think we'd have been much better set at the back. Anyone who went to the last game in the CCC at Forest would have seen the difference he made to our side. He went off injured with 15 minutes left at 1-1. Before you knew it, we were losing 3-1.

He was alright when he wasn't injured. Remember him looking by far the most interesting player in a 0-0 bore draw with Plimuff. Was in the Poland squad for the world cup the summer after he left us.

Clearly you have never heard of lemon party* *If I'm right, don't google it.

If you'd said to me... "50 years from now public nudity in summer will become the norm. We will all go to work naked because it's perfectly natural. Then, in their lunch break, married men would bend their secretary over the desk and give her a good seeing to because sex is perfectly natural." ... then I'd take your point. That would be an example of something not considered acceptable in present society, which could conceivably become acceptable over time.

There is a massive difference between what will pass as acceptible in civilised society and what goes on on remote Pacific islands. You only have to look at Al Qaeda or Waco to see what can happen when a bunch of misfits are isolated from society, under the leadership of a complete nutcase. The day sexually abusing children becomes legal in Britain I will jump off a bridge, because if that's considered acceptable I'm done with the world.

You're comparing apples and oranges there though. Homosexuality and paedophillia are two completely different issue. The former is a consenting relationship between two adults and nobody is being abused (unless they're into the kind of thing). Paedophillia is an adult sexually abusing a child against there will and is a disgusting crime. Homosexuality was only outlawed because people saw it as being unnatural and against God, whereas now it has been proven to be a naturally occuring 'annomaly' and people are a lot less religious. Paedophillia on the other hand will never be regarded as being morally acceptable. I agree, a mother and father is the most natural and therefore the ideal set-up for a child. We don't live in a world of ideals however. We live in a world where there are single parents, divorced couples, families with fathers working abroad etc. All of these are generally fine and I think homosexuality falls into the same bracket.

Now at Skonto Riga, where he has managed to pick up a Latvian passport.