Maggie May

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I love the quote on the match day thread how they could see CMS playing in the Prem, proving we can't really predict anything in football.

Golz golz golz

Jamie Sanderson needs to actually read the article before rehashing it himself. He's got completely the wrong end of the stick. Embarrassing.

It was just B-ANTER

Austin is our striker His knickers smell of cod And when he's in the box He's as good as Ormerod Charlie, Charlie Charlie, Charlie Charlie Austin Kolo, kolo kolo, kolo kolo austin! Yaya, yaya yaya, Yaya hays Austin! Austin, Austin, Charlie Charlie Austin Gets the ball takes the **** Charlie Austin

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Stoke City certainly have a good eye for a goalie. Shame.

Oh come on, Kenwyne was hardly an academy product.

Right.... Premier League team: check Premier League player: check Both more well known in this country over Twente or other transferred players: check That's so sensationalist *rolls eyes* I've said it before, Saints fans suffer from a bizarre epidemic where they read what they want to read or believe what they want to believe, always outweighing facts.

Sorry guys, there's really no need to do this. It'll be a failure from the outset. Fair play for having a crack at it though. It'll be poorly written judging by the questions. I guarantee you won't be able to get interviews with players. Most former Saints express their views on Twitter these days or provide the odd sound bite via the Echo. There's only so much fans will care about hearing what former players have to say about the current state of things. If the club is playing well and everything is honky dory, they'll be churning out the praise. If there's a bad spell, they'll be jumping on the bandwagon. The only way this will work is if you nail a niche, and that's incredibly hard to do with football. Saying all this, I'll buy nine copies.

He's been given the number 3:16.

Pretty sure Redknapp played Austin as a lone striker more often than not last season.

Droll.

I'm very wary of this signing. He didn't have the best goal scoring record at Hungerford. Tread with caution.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/liverpool-move-steven-caulker-jurgen-7163104 lolwut

Worthy of a ban. He can't write, either.

Was anyone lucky enough to see him at Glastonbury in 2000?

Lol at the thought of delusional parents being angry about their kids not being good enough for Prem footy. Can imagine it now. "Ere Koeman, you know naafffing you caaahnt!! My tyro league team won the league playing 4-4-2 and players full of passion and commitment when I was a nipper!! Harry Reed's mum says he's the bee's knees!!"

It's only football, you weirdo.

2012 just called, it wants this post back.

James, stop spamming the board with your dull articles and website.

Typical deluded fan believing what they want to believe.

Everyone could see them winning a mile off within a minute of the second half kicking off. If we could see that, Koeman should have too and made the relevant changes to preserve the win.

You sound creepy.