Maggie May

Getting Aaron Martin back in January would be a good start.

Van Dijk* I mean

Kane goal: https://streamable.com/o8qp Van Dyke - GARBAGE.

Like what? I've seen this written a few times recently with no suggestion of what is wrong or foundations to back up the claim.

Patrice Tano.

This will be a very tough game. I can see Cabaye pulling the strings. I hope I'm wrong.

*****ITK KLAXON***** Saints new boss will be Scott Hiley. Shhhh. A Hiley controversial appointment.

AVB, if we can afford/he wants to come.

Tactics King Koeman couldn't even guide us past Danish European also-rans. That comp should've been the focal point of the season but we didn't even get there. Van Gaal is the better boss. Sure, he's spent over the odds on crap but the United of old is long gone and will take years to recover - if they ever will. Saints have looked class in some games this season, dreadful in others.

Can't believe I just read all of this thread.

Selling him in January with Euro 2016 on the horizon would be ludicrous.

Who wouldn't be if they were accosted by a stranger in the supermarket?

A lot of posts saying "we will smash them, villa are terrible". Are you for real? How many times have we seen posters write this over the past decade? Never happens. I'm sure someone as confident of us beating Liverpool. How?! This'll be a hard match - southampton will make it hard in their current form.

Saints of old.

Saints support is so cringe.

Meh.

There should be Saints cult hero t-shirts with this slogan on, IMO.

Stoke are our bogey side so expect nothing from this. Bye.

But Damascus HAS to burn - the bible saiz so.

Just in time for Christmas! My four year old nephew is going to love opening this up. By far his favourite ever Saints boss.

They're usually off their nuts on coke and steroids when carrying out attacks.

Can't argue with that team - well written, too. I notice the Mirror did theirs today but split it into each football reporter. Not one chose a Saints player. Fair enough but seems strange how they've seemingly overlooked a team who has looked on par with the top four since September.

Nibble.

Well done for telling everyone the areas players live in during international week guys.

U wot m8??