Maggie May

Who wouldn't be if they were accosted by a stranger in the supermarket?

A lot of posts saying "we will smash them, villa are terrible". Are you for real? How many times have we seen posters write this over the past decade? Never happens. I'm sure someone as confident of us beating Liverpool. How?! This'll be a hard match - southampton will make it hard in their current form.

Saints of old.

Saints support is so cringe.

Meh.

There should be Saints cult hero t-shirts with this slogan on, IMO.

Stoke are our bogey side so expect nothing from this. Bye.

But Damascus HAS to burn - the bible saiz so.

Just in time for Christmas! My four year old nephew is going to love opening this up. By far his favourite ever Saints boss.

They're usually off their nuts on coke and steroids when carrying out attacks.

Can't argue with that team - well written, too. I notice the Mirror did theirs today but split it into each football reporter. Not one chose a Saints player. Fair enough but seems strange how they've seemingly overlooked a team who has looked on par with the top four since September.

Nibble.

Well done for telling everyone the areas players live in during international week guys.

U wot m8??

Saints are gonna lose 2-0.

No it doesn't, it says more about you being a smug arse. Their interest lies in sport and finance, perhaps a combination of the two. Please tell us what career path your dissertation has led you on?

So the young Bournemouth lad DIDN'T have a shirt snatched away from him... http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/13943836.Father_admits_error_over_Cherries_star___s_shirt/

It's funny how hypochondriac believes they have a informed opinion of the outside world when surely the majority of their time, whether in work or spare, is posting on this message board. Also, the "fruitcake" and "mentalist" jibes they threw towards one of the posters on this thread seem to have gone undetected. And they have blog posts on here named "the Mental Files "... Sensing some hostility towards people with mental health issues there...

They'll score this fk now too.

Sort it out saints. What does Koeman say at half time?

At 16 he shows more composure and intelligence on camera than Raheem Sterling. Has anyone seen a Sterling interview? My God – unintelligible. It's like he finds it difficult to talk. Last week he said this: "I get quite a bit of chances". ?????

Imants Bleidelis "Tranmere Rovers".

Willem Dafoe.

Tomasz Radzinski...

Benteke is one of those players, like Lukaku, who absolutely nails us every time.