Danbert

Walcott!!!! Bednarek!!! FFS

His contract isn't running down, it's January and we're short on cover in his position. So "a lot," I'd hope.

Their stadium is special, says Neil Allen, in an "article" consisting of quotes dragged from his dubious books. https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/in-their-own-words-why-sir-alex-ferguson-thierry-henry-jose-mourinho-benjani-ralph-hasenhuttl-co-love-portsmouths-fratton-park-3506064

If he did, they didn't announce it

McCarthy has been stalling on signing a new contract. I wouldn't be surprised if we let him go and bring in a new keeper with Caballero as backup.

A notorious miser?

No Webster or Lallana for them. Who will we boo?

Decent again yesterday, I thought

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/19702087.managerial-sackings-reshape-longest-serving-list-england/

This reads like a parody. I particularly the line about Portsmouth's "infamous landmarks". https://www.hampshirelive.news/news/hampshire-news/portsmouth-ranked-alongside-new-york-6165315

https://www.footballinsider247.com/newcastle-united-set-sights-on-ward-prowse/

Lyanco is a beast

Valery very very poor. Lyanco very good. Salisu exceptional - a box to box centre back at times. Lots of effort but very little quality up front. Che in particular looks off the pace.

Yes, it's completely arbitrary. Your point being?

Also, what does this even mean? https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/theyre-doubting-our-minerals-and-substance-portsmouth-challenged-to-show-theyre-not-soft-touch-after-rolling-over-against-ipswich-town-and-rotherham-united-3428619

Motivational expert Danny Cowley says they've bought the wrong players in. I wonder which ones he has in mind. https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/we-couldnt-afford-to-make-mistakes-and-weve-made-some-mistakes-portsmouth-boss-recruitment-admission-3428574

Rats leaving the stinking Pompey ship https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/why-departure-of-five-portsmouth-academy-staff-is-being-welcomed-by-youth-head-greg-miller-3426836

Chaplin assisting the third

Lol Pompey 0-2 Ipswich Ex-skate Conor Chaplin with the second.

This one made me laugh, and then I remembered that they did actually pay us cash money for Cedric Soares https://www.sportsmole.co.uk/football/arsenal/transfer-talk/news/elyounoussi-emerges-as-transfer-target-for-arsenal_467604.html?newsnow

https://hohofot.elhighlights.com/embed/GLwRenlReVZYQ

Is he likely to actually play, do you think?

Lol make that 8 games without a win

Honorable mention for Theresa May

Says the man whose team haven't won in 7