Danbert

Burnley are broke Palace have no players and no manager Steve Bruce is dogshit Norwich, Brentford and Watford are all worse than us Wolves and Brighton are also in the mix Recently, we have recruited reasonably well. We have a young squad with players who will improve, and a manager who is capable.

Looking to shit their bankable asset: https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/mark-catlin-addresses-selling-portsmouth-playing-assets-as-blackburn-and-cardiff-continue-to-monitor-ronan-curtis-3249320

No action taken, as no complaint was made. Seems they beat a student unconscious because they weren't allowed in the beer garden.

That is kind of the exception that proves the rule, though

Or back with us playing out his contract. When asked about him, Hassenhuttel was more or less positive about the season he's had at Fulham and said the usual about us following loan players closely and that the door isn't closed to them.

Well either they think they'll get a better deal elsewhere, or the prospect of another season playing for Pompey is so unappealing that they're prepared to take a wage cut to escape the fetid isle.

Their captain's on his way too Will the last person to desert the good ship Pompey please remember not to leave the famous boardroom chairs in the skip

If it really has been "genuinely the greatest experience of his life." Why is he jacking it in? That's like filing for divorce and telling your wife she's the only women you'll ever love. The whole place is such a fetid dump of a joke, but somehow in the pikey idiot's eyes it's the bestest sleepiest giant in world football ever. Sooo much doublethink.

Plenty more to vomit over at the link

Catlin is on his way Half their players are out of contract, they're looking for a new "head of football operations", have a new management team, and have just decimated their academy. So there's basically no-one left. Lol

Redmond, Adams, JWP and Ings were excellent Bednarek Stephens and Vestergaard were poor - lots of unforced errors. Obafemi looked dangerous and Salisu dependable.

Outside the top six and Everton, we had a longer current run in the Premier League than any other team, and that despite spending considerably less than many. Objectively, I know that's quite an achievement, it just doesn't feel that way.

If you reach the playoffs, which I doubt

David Agbontohoma has wangled a trial at Wednesday https://footballleagueworld.co.uk/sheffield-wednesday-assessing-premier-league-youngster-as-they-prepare-for-busy-summer/

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/portsmouth-fc-fans-among-the-most-arrested-in-english-football-on-par-with-millwall-3212299

Sam Sodje says they are the bestest fans in world football ever. https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/no-disrespect-i-enjoyed-every-club-i-played-for-but-believe-me-portsmouth-fans-are-something-else-ex-leeds-west-brom-brentford-watford-reading-man-sam-sodje-3210410

"Niemi" - surprised Pedantic Pete didn't spot that.

Omens are good for this one. Chelsea came back from a crushing defeat to West Brom and won their cup game, don't see why we shouldn't do the same.

I've watched him in youth games where he stands out as a cut above those he's playing against. I've been very disappointed by his PL appearances to date, still think there's a player in there somewhere.

Wasn't Davros Donkey Dowie a surveyor or something?

Hardly - he's a decent looking u21 international and only 19. Clearly a standout prospect

Indeed, Global Force FC are now 5th in League 1

This, lots here with short memories. He's had injuries, and like any human being he has off days, but he's a decent footballer.

Yes, that is very funny

A far cry from the days of the Portsmouth Galacticos. Perhaps Maradona is a more realistic option now he's dead?