Danbert

So, what you're saying is we gave him a new contract because we didn't have a lot of options, but we're looking to bring in a replacement.

Villa are the new Everton

I'm not so sure - here Ralph comes across differently: https://www.hampshirelive.news/sport/football/transfer-news/ralph-hasenhuttl-moussa-djenepo-southampton-5715294

Well, they're not Loadsamoney https://www.hampshirelive.news/sport/football/transfer-news/portsmouth-ipswich-town-fans-clash-5706318

Cowley has caught the special brilliant Pompey delusion: Brilliant!

Jesus that's a lot of money. I hope he's worth it.

Ouch - not sure about those backups, or Bednarek for that matter

I'm not convinced by him, certainly wouldn't be gutted if he went elsewhere.

Would rather we kept Lemina, personally. I can't remember Elyounoussi ever making any sort of telling contribution when he played for us.

I always thought Caitlin had that rosy-cheeked piss artist look. And Paul Cook was obviously on the sauce. Well, turns out they all were. https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/it-was-a-bit-of-a-party-holiday-ive-never-had-a-pre-season-like-it-adam-barton-on-portsmouths-drinking-sessions-which-inspired-success-under-paul-cook-3300988

Looks an aggressive little shithouser from the video

Villa do seem to be happy to pay sizeable transfer fees for players who are not quite good enough for the top six. If they offer us silly money for JWP, we'd be stupid not to take it.

We'll see.

They've got League 2 Rochdale's 19-year-old reserve keeper in on loan to replace their player of the season 🤣

Gunn gone

So, the much-vaunted "10 million redevelopment of Fatton Park" is actually just performing essential maintenance at the last minute on the money sink before it collapses: https://www.hampshirelive.news/sport/football/portsmouth-fratton-park-fans-cullen-5548973

We can cross Danny Rose off the list - he's joining Watford

Star striker turns down Pompey to opt for our Nigel's Charlton. Strangely, the attraction of playing in front of the passionate baying few did not sway him. They need to recruit about 10 players and are clearly losing out to clubs with bigger budgets for many of their main targets. Come the beginning of the season they will frantically be signing whoever's left

Further departures in the pipeline if an offer should come in: https://www.hampshirelive.news/sport/football/football-news/portsmouth-boss-danny-cowley-hints-5523682 It's getting pretty desperate

They now have just 14 players on their books, having lost many of the less-shit ones, and all but three of those remaining have their contracts up next summer, including million pound man John Marquis. No wonder the manager and the hapless clown CEO did a bunk. https://www.hampshirelive.news/sport/football/transfer-news/contract-status-every-portsmouth-player-5512999

Burnley are broke Palace have no players and no manager Steve Bruce is dogshit Norwich, Brentford and Watford are all worse than us Wolves and Brighton are also in the mix Recently, we have recruited reasonably well. We have a young squad with players who will improve, and a manager who is capable.

Looking to shit their bankable asset: https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/mark-catlin-addresses-selling-portsmouth-playing-assets-as-blackburn-and-cardiff-continue-to-monitor-ronan-curtis-3249320

No action taken, as no complaint was made. Seems they beat a student unconscious because they weren't allowed in the beer garden.

That is kind of the exception that proves the rule, though